Rain Storm Muppets

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DubaiJohn

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371 posts

193 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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About 3 years ago I had given up on spotting more muppetry on the roads when I came across someone reversing round the Trade Center Roundabout.

But during the rainstorm on Thursday during my drive to Abu Dhabi I saw driving that would make that look like world class WRC drifting on ice.

To set the scene I was in the 350 when I hit what I can only describe as a cloudburst. I had lights on, wipers set to ballistic and was in lane 2 doing 80kmh and I could still barely see the road ahead. In fact I was seriously considering pulling over, which let me tell you takes some doing after years of the M62 and Whitby to Leeds during snowstorms/fog/heshing down rain. There were serious amounts of standing water and I aquaplaned slightly on more than one ocassion...and what do the muppets do (and there were multiple examples of each).

1) Drive with no lights on at all, could barely see from about 20m away.
2) Drive with hazards on...yup I know standard Dubai practice.
3) Maintain speeds well in excess of 120kmh
4) Change lanes/brake with no notice at all.

I mean seriously what the fk is going through these mupppets heads? How fking stupid do you have to be to do this kind of thing? fk me they are all a bunch of s.

Well structured rant over.

Dan Friel

3,823 posts

285 months

Saturday 17th January 2009
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DubaiJohn said:
I mean seriously what the fk is going through these mupppets heads?
It's a about density.... hence there's no reason to think..

yorky500

1,715 posts

198 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Darwin's theory will make its usual correction.

Funny enough, I do the same drive you do on a dialy basis and I was perhaps 30 mins or so in front of you as I did not get this "downpour" (it was at Ghantoot, no?).

The ones that get me is those driving in 4x4's who brake when they come to puddles/standing water!

You don't drive a silve Z do you?

Mark.H

5,746 posts

213 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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bit like wacky races, i was doing this trip daily too, set off at 7.30 from the marina. Got 4 weeks in Dubai, then im off back to the commuting there 5 times a week again! I think we need numbers on the cars! smile
I was in the same storm...really makes a difference the cars in front having no lights on. It was like what you see on F1 races in the wet. My little rental Yaris didnt aqua plane once!

yorky500

1,715 posts

198 months

Sunday 18th January 2009
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Mark.H said:
bit like wacky races, i was doing this trip daily too, set off at 7.30 from the marina. Got 4 weeks in Dubai, then im off back to the commuting there 5 times a week again! I think we need numbers on the cars! smile
I was in the same storm...really makes a difference the cars in front having no lights on. It was like what you see on F1 races in the wet. My little rental Yaris didnt aqua plane once!
Blimey, I am work by then hahahahahaa. I set off circa 05:45-06:00. Hit Ghantoot around 06:30ish.

oilydan

2,030 posts

278 months

Tuesday 20th January 2009
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I try and avoid that road as much as possible.

My commute now only means I'm on the Main Abu Dhabi highway for about 20 minutes......and I don't drop below 160 from Mussafah to the Ranches! Bliss. Everyone else can use that racetrack, I prefer the empty country lanes!!

Mark.H

5,746 posts

213 months

Wednesday 21st January 2009
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oilydan said:
I try and avoid that road as much as possible.

My commute now only means I'm on the Main Abu Dhabi highway for about 20 minutes......and I don't drop below 160 from Mussafah to the Ranches! Bliss. Everyone else can use that racetrack, I prefer the empty country lanes!!
sounds more like the opening sequence to Cannonball Run than a commute to work!

Mattt

16,663 posts

225 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
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Dan, where abouts in Musaffah are you?

crossle

1,520 posts

258 months

Thursday 22nd January 2009
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Reading this makes me so glad I don't have to drive there anymore...

Three years of Abu Dhabi clownage and another 3 years of Qatari muppetry were more than enough for my fragile blood pressure!

Now I just have to deal with dizzy blonde tarts who think lights are completely unneccessary on pitch dark mornings and evenings when I cycle to work...

Asterix

24,438 posts

235 months

Friday 23rd January 2009
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I remember a few years back that around dusk there would be a PSA on all the radio stations to remind people to turn their lights on when driving.

Madness.

It does make you question if some cultures/races are dimmer than others.


oilydan

2,030 posts

278 months

Saturday 24th January 2009
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Mattt said:
Dan, where abouts in Musaffah are you?
Just down the road from Ali and Sons VW/Audi dealer. Near where a million muppets with trailers gather at 5pm to hire quad bikes....

Mattt

16,663 posts

225 months

Saturday 24th January 2009
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oilydan said:
Mattt said:
Dan, where abouts in Musaffah are you?
Just down the road from Ali and Sons VW/Audi dealer. Near where a million muppets with trailers gather at 5pm to hire quad bikes....
Not too far, I'm on the waterfront. I'm still getting used to the naming convention here (amonst a lot of other odd things) - all the roads seem to be called the same name.

oilydan

2,030 posts

278 months

Sunday 25th January 2009
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Mattt said:
oilydan said:
Mattt said:
Dan, where abouts in Musaffah are you?
Just down the road from Ali and Sons VW/Audi dealer. Near where a million muppets with trailers gather at 5pm to hire quad bikes....
Not too far, I'm on the waterfront. I'm still getting used to the naming convention here (amonst a lot of other odd things) - all the roads seem to be called the same name.
Roads here have names??!!??!!

Mattt

16,663 posts

225 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Is Yorky down that way too? Maybe a soft drink after work one day?

oilydan

2,030 posts

278 months

Tuesday 27th January 2009
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He is also at the 'wet' end of Mussafah and commutes from Dubai. We sometimes stop at the Jebel Ali club on the way back into town....