Maid Problem

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Chilli

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17,320 posts

242 months

Tuesday 30th July 2013
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So, I have just kicked off my shoes to put my feet up and noticed that one of my socks has a dark blue toe section, whilst the other has a light blue....clearly not from the same pair.

So, I was just thinking of a suitable punishment. Is deporting her a tad strong?

Mattt

16,663 posts

224 months

Tuesday 30th July 2013
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Beheading, it's the only option.

anonymous-user

60 months

Tuesday 30th July 2013
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Just getting a life would do it I think.

tongue out

shirt

23,241 posts

207 months

Tuesday 30th July 2013
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depends. has she mastered getting the champagne cold enough yet?

TNW

536 posts

208 months

Tuesday 30th July 2013
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Still trying to get mine to clean the outside of the windows. Keeps going on about it being 100ft up or something.... can't get the staff...

Chilli

Original Poster:

17,320 posts

242 months

Tuesday 30th July 2013
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That's outrageous.

Shirt, no champers these days, but she keeps the Blue Nun cool.

Dusty964

6,962 posts

196 months

Wednesday 31st July 2013
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Chilli said:
That's outrageous.

Shirt, no champers these days, but she keeps the Blue Nun cool.
Blue Nun + Soda Stream = quite drinkable



Granted, you have a three day hangover, and can't keep stuff in at either end for at least 48 hours, but the drink is miraculously transformed into, well, fizzy blue nun.