What's Red and White......

[oilydan]

......and goes MEEOOWW...BANG! ?

Fooking feral moggies, life must be hard to make them jump out in front of big German Luxobarges traveling at warp 9....



I bet it hurts my wallet more than it hurt that bin-rat.

[dxbtiger]

Good on you for reducing the population by one!

[IanUAE]

au di(d) it happen (think about it.....)

[oilydan]

IanUAE said:

au di(d) it happen (think about it.....)

I used the 'four spring duck technique'.....he hit all four springs because he didn't duck.

[rabailey]

There you go, save a fortune at the stealership.

[oilydan]

The stealership? If I pulled in there in that with that damage they would take one look and say "welcome Mr Oilydan, come to our executive lounge. Glass of champagne?" because they would know that I would have to pay the GDP of the Democratic Republic of Congo for a new one of those.

I'm going to Sharjah, I'm going to find one less damaged than mine, then I'm going to ACE for a fiberglass kit and a can of black paint. If the fiberglass kit is more than 100dhs I'll be using paper-mache'.

First though, I need to make a hook out of a coathanger to reach back into the depths between the engine/under-guard; I think I can see some fur back there with some ears on it. Smells like it is almost done on the exhaust pipe and it's breakfast time...

[Hitch78]

Is/was that car for sale? Looks familiar from my constant trawling of dubizzle in the pursuit of avoiding work!

[oilydan]

Yes Sir, it is.

[Hitch78]

oilydan said:

Yes Sir, it is.

...strikes cat flavoured S8 off the list...

[shirt]

Hitch78 said:

oilydan said:

Yes Sir, it is.

...strikes cat flavoured S8 off the list...

my cat is interested, she offers three tins of tuna and some seafood friskies.

[oilydan]

Sold. Best offer I have had for it TBH

[rabailey]

oilydan said:

then I'm going to ACE for a fiberglass kit

Be warned, I got some bondo there at the weekend and its off, the base has dried out and is nearly hard.