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shirt

Original Poster:

23,496 posts

208 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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today i got up at 2am dubai time. got back to dxb at 5pm, showered, changed and went to get wrecked at a party on the palm. just got in.

everything went great guns until i discovered the venezualan lovely i had my eye on is taken [not that i'd know given the brazen flirting]. to make matters worse, her bloke is french...

drat and double drat. i'm now in need of an anal angel wink

please send mrs chilli's horsey friends round to my address. much obliged...

dxbtiger

4,441 posts

180 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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If he is French then you have to close it, for England!

Chilli

17,320 posts

243 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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dxbtiger said:
If he is French then you have to close it, for England!
Damn right. Can't believe you're giving in so easily. Challenge the bas'tid to an arm wrestle.
Talking of horsey people, give it a few weeks and you'll be welcome to hang around Mrs C's place all day

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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shirt said:
i'm now in need of an anal angel wink
Quoted for posterity.

gowmonster

2,471 posts

174 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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Tell him you are here to invade, see what happens.

shirt

Original Poster:

23,496 posts

208 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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Hitch78 said:
shirt said:
i'm now in need of an anal angel wink
Quoted for posterity.
please note the smiley.

frenchie was an ok guy [and took a lot of stick from the brits!] but is also short and imo not great looking. the git.

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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Sounds like you have a chance then!

shirt

Original Poster:

23,496 posts

208 months

Saturday 6th August 2011
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in my head yes, yes i do.