Possible Maid troubles! What do we think??!

[Chilli]

So, the maid has been walking around with a face like a smacked-arse for a few days now. Then yesterday she asks Mrs C for her passport (kept in our safe) as she wants to open a bank account. Alarm bells immediately ring and I start hiding all the valuables! Well, you hear so many horror stories don't you?! Fair play to her, her passport does run out in November so perhaops she wants to get a new one.

Should I be worried??!

[shirt]

is she fit?

[Chilli]

In all seriousness, she looks a lot like my bullgod....you know, has the protruding teeth.

[shirt]

in that case i'd fire her and not let the mrs be party to hiring a replacement.

[Chilli]

Yeah, but recently paid 10k to get her here!

[Dusty964]

Mail order maids?

What will they think of next

[oilydan]

10K??? Feck.

We just poached someone elses. Already in-country and you pay 500dhs to avoid having to send her out.

Was thinking about firing the lazy beeatch though. Total annual cost is around 30K with visas and stuff. Surely that's what my wife was supposed to be for?

[6th Gear]

I bet you could find a good maid down at Rattlesnakes

[shirt]

30K?!! £5k per year?!!!1111!!! [loving the £ key still btw]

not sure whether to be appalled or hire a fit one. do they cost more?

[Chilli]

30K is AED....well, it is for me.

There's another business plan...."Hot Maid's". I'd be HR director (read tester)....anyone wanna be the driver?

[shirt]

i'll be QHSE. there will be rigorous quality checks and an enforced observational safety program

[Chilli]

Does HR director manage 'office attire'? BINGO.

[shirt]

depends. anything that may catch fire, such as awful nylon / polycotton items i'll have to veto. however i read silk is a very strong material so would be my choice, but our budgets are small so hemlines will have to be a strict regulation 1" below minge base.

[Dusty964]

shirt said:

depends. anything that may catch fire, such as awful nylon / polycotton items i'll have to veto. however i read silk is a very strong material so would be my choice, but our budgets are small so hemlines will have to be a strict regulation 1" below minge base.

Commonly known as a greyhound skirt- its only 1 inch away from the hare

[shirt]

hair + silk undergarments = friction = fire hazard. not allowed i'm afraid


thing is, if there's one place in the world this business model would work, it's dubai.

[oilydan]

shirt said:

if there's one place in the world this business model would work, it's dubai.

I think they are wise to pervs. I tried to hire a number of models from an agency last year to do a 'private soapy car wash' at my place for a few evolvers and all of the agencies turned down the job on moral grounds.

[dxbtiger]

I'll be Sales Director.





Oh wait, that'll be a pimp then??

[shirt]

oilydan said:

I think they are wise to pervs.

oi! i resemble that remark!

[Chilli]

shirt said:

hair + silk undergarments = friction = fire hazard. not allowed i'm afraid

[dudleybloke]

a bullgod.....
didnt know your a hindu?