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I currently have parasites living in my gut. The doc also noticed an issue with my liver. Therefore I have been eating plain rice and water for a week, and not had a beer for 10 days.
You really sure you want to party with me??!!
ps - Have you guys ANY idea what it's like to have rice for breakfast, lunch (usually skipped) and dinner? Tis no joke.
You really sure you want to party with me??!!
ps - Have you guys ANY idea what it's like to have rice for breakfast, lunch (usually skipped) and dinner? Tis no joke.
Im brunching at Saffron on friday (all being well)
Feel free to come and find me for a beer-
As soon as it opens, you will find me at the miller stand
Shortly after the bud stand, then some bubbly, then more miller. This will be repeated until......
by 1.45pm (and due only to the sheer quantity of booze dispatched until this point) you will be able to find me somewhere near the Jager taps.
By 2.30, you should be able to find me in a corner, head on table, cursing myself for drinking Jager during daylight hours. By 2.40, i will suddenly remember that there is food involved also, and shall most likely dine on lobster and yorkshire pudding, and potentially a lump of chocolate cake of some sort. I shall then liven up, return to drinking miller for a while, and all will be well with the world.
Alas, by 3, the alarm bells will be ringing internally- have i had my monies worth? I shall then have a 5 minute supermarket sweep, where i shall consume as much as is possible, mostly jager, because by this stage, p1ssed logic decrees that its the only sensible thing to do.
By the time i get finished, i shall be completely refreshed, and if you were unable to find me at Saffron, you would be more than welcome to join me at Left Bank for long island iced tea (AKA ruination in a glass) until the sun sets on another wonderous day.
Feel free to come and find me for a beer-
As soon as it opens, you will find me at the miller stand
Shortly after the bud stand, then some bubbly, then more miller. This will be repeated until......
by 1.45pm (and due only to the sheer quantity of booze dispatched until this point) you will be able to find me somewhere near the Jager taps.
By 2.30, you should be able to find me in a corner, head on table, cursing myself for drinking Jager during daylight hours. By 2.40, i will suddenly remember that there is food involved also, and shall most likely dine on lobster and yorkshire pudding, and potentially a lump of chocolate cake of some sort. I shall then liven up, return to drinking miller for a while, and all will be well with the world.
Alas, by 3, the alarm bells will be ringing internally- have i had my monies worth? I shall then have a 5 minute supermarket sweep, where i shall consume as much as is possible, mostly jager, because by this stage, p1ssed logic decrees that its the only sensible thing to do.
By the time i get finished, i shall be completely refreshed, and if you were unable to find me at Saffron, you would be more than welcome to join me at Left Bank for long island iced tea (AKA ruination in a glass) until the sun sets on another wonderous day.
Dusty964 said:
Im brunching at Saffron on friday (all being well)
Feel free to come and find me for a beer-
As soon as it opens, you will find me at the miller stand
Shortly after the bud stand, then some bubbly, then more miller. This will be repeated until......
by 1.45pm (and due only to the sheer quantity of booze dispatched until this point) you will be able to find me somewhere near the Jager taps.
By 2.30, you should be able to find me in a corner, head on table, cursing myself for drinking Jager during daylight hours. By 2.40, i will suddenly remember that there is food involved also, and shall most likely dine on lobster and yorkshire pudding, and potentially a lump of chocolate cake of some sort. I shall then liven up, return to drinking miller for a while, and all will be well with the world.
Alas, by 3, the alarm bells will be ringing internally- have i had my monies worth? I shall then have a 5 minute supermarket sweep, where i shall consume as much as is possible, mostly jager, because by this stage, p1ssed logic decrees that its the only sensible thing to do.
By the time i get finished, i shall be completely refreshed, and if you were unable to find me at Saffron, you would be more than welcome to join me at Left Bank for long island iced tea (AKA ruination in a glass) until the sun sets on another wonderous day.
Good god man! I've generally steered clear of brunch's as I assumed they were frequested by less than desirable individuals! However, my 2 experiences at the really cheap Rotana towers has been brilliant. However, I rolled out of there (both times) at about 18:00, and was devestated to see it was still light. Went, home (no recollection)and straight to bed. Sat'dee was a write-off, back to work on Sunday...I'm too old for that sFeel free to come and find me for a beer-
As soon as it opens, you will find me at the miller stand
Shortly after the bud stand, then some bubbly, then more miller. This will be repeated until......
by 1.45pm (and due only to the sheer quantity of booze dispatched until this point) you will be able to find me somewhere near the Jager taps.
By 2.30, you should be able to find me in a corner, head on table, cursing myself for drinking Jager during daylight hours. By 2.40, i will suddenly remember that there is food involved also, and shall most likely dine on lobster and yorkshire pudding, and potentially a lump of chocolate cake of some sort. I shall then liven up, return to drinking miller for a while, and all will be well with the world.
Alas, by 3, the alarm bells will be ringing internally- have i had my monies worth? I shall then have a 5 minute supermarket sweep, where i shall consume as much as is possible, mostly jager, because by this stage, p1ssed logic decrees that its the only sensible thing to do.
By the time i get finished, i shall be completely refreshed, and if you were unable to find me at Saffron, you would be more than welcome to join me at Left Bank for long island iced tea (AKA ruination in a glass) until the sun sets on another wonderous day.
t!!!!Dusty964 said:
Im brunching at Saffron on friday
Snap - see you in there 
my boss and senior colleagues will be there, so will be maintaining a pace 2-3 drinks behind them. i woke up in the MD's palm villa last week after a night of absinthe induced memory loss and have been keeping a low profile since!
shirt said:
Dusty964 said:
Im brunching at Saffron on friday
Snap - see you in there my boss and senior colleagues will be there, so will be maintaining a pace 2-3 drinks behind them. i woke up in the MD's palm villa last week after a night of absinthe induced memory loss and have been keeping a low profile since!
That said, if the borderline mental one you work with is there, i would be more than happy if it went 'tits out'
she's in the US, but this is a guys only affair. the wives have gone home and so apron strings have been cut. my immediate boss has a reputation for being a big drinker, and has already mooted going to an evening brunch afterwards. this cannot end healthily.
are you out with the aussies then?
are you out with the aussies then?
this is apparently a warm up for the last brunch before ramadan. but oh crap i do seem to be booking flights to indonesia on the 29th 
not sure whether to submit the request now!
after all 'her' threads i very much doubt the OP exists. happy to be proved wrong of course, i'll be at the grand millenium belgian beer cafe at 5:30 this evening if there is no custard to hand.
not sure whether to submit the request now!after all 'her' threads i very much doubt the OP exists. happy to be proved wrong of course, i'll be at the grand millenium belgian beer cafe at 5:30 this evening if there is no custard to hand.
shirt said:
this is apparently a warm up for the last brunch before ramadan. but oh crap i do seem to be booking flights to indonesia on the 29th not sure whether to submit the request now!
after all 'her' threads i very much doubt the OP exists. happy to be proved wrong of course, i'll be at the grand millenium belgian beer cafe at 5:30 this evening if there is no custard to hand.
May see you there mate. not sure whether to submit the request now!after all 'her' threads i very much doubt the OP exists. happy to be proved wrong of course, i'll be at the grand millenium belgian beer cafe at 5:30 this evening if there is no custard to hand.
Went to ranches golf club last night for a quick pint, ended up doing the quiz (badly)
Strangely, I saw Del there. Stranger still, i have now met him twice, and on each occasion i have felt like s
t the next morning. There seems to be a pattern forming.Dusty964 said:
http://www.arabianranchesgolfdubai.com/
Almost always poor service, but hey, a pint is a pint is a gallon
(although one does prefer the polo club just up the road)
Could never meet anyone there, as we have "well to do" friends that frequest the place!Almost always poor service, but hey, a pint is a pint is a gallon
(although one does prefer the polo club just up the road)
Dusty964 said:
Strangely, I saw Del there. Stranger still, i have now met him twice, and on each occasion i have felt like st the next morning. There seems to be a pattern forming.
Even more strangely, both times I've felt completely normal the morning after!!!t the next morning. There seems to be a pattern forming.but don't start to get worried, I'm not putting things in your drink.... honest mwwaahahahaha lol
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