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How do you get a guitarist to turn down?
Put the sheet music in front of him.
Da dum-dum, tiissshhhh!!!!!
(Just to show I can laugh at myself as well as others.)
How do you know when there's a singer at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in, and can never find the right key.
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Put the sheet music in front of him.
Da dum-dum, tiissshhhh!!!!!
(Just to show I can laugh at myself as well as others.)
How do you know when there's a singer at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in, and can never find the right key.
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Seeing as this thread has totally de-railed, I'll chuck in a true one.
I was playing at Ronnie Scott's in a big latin jazz thing, and I noticed the sax player was crawling around on the floor in front of me, so I shouted 'What are you up to Phil?' (Todd), he looked up and said "Looking for 1"
Class.
I was playing at Ronnie Scott's in a big latin jazz thing, and I noticed the sax player was crawling around on the floor in front of me, so I shouted 'What are you up to Phil?' (Todd), he looked up and said "Looking for 1"
Class.
Or the trombonist, who upon returning home really late one night from a gig was lazy, and left his instrument on the back seat of his car thinking "it'll be OK for just one night".
When walking back down the street to the car the next day, he was sickened to see the window of his car smashed, and fearing the worst, ran over to his car.
Only to find the phantom window-smasher had left 3 more trombones on the back seat....
(Groan!)
When walking back down the street to the car the next day, he was sickened to see the window of his car smashed, and fearing the worst, ran over to his car.
Only to find the phantom window-smasher had left 3 more trombones on the back seat....
(Groan!)
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