Really stupid song lyrics........

[bozibo]

like:

'Only time will tell if we stand the test of time' - Why can't this be love? - Van Halen (I think!)

'I am the eggman, they are the eggmen , I am the Walrus' - the Beatles

what do you think?

[Ordinary Bloke]

bozibo said:

like:

'Only time will tell if we stand the test of time' - Why can't this be love? - Van Halen (I think!)

'I am the eggman, they are the eggmen , I am the Walrus' - the Beatles

what do you think?

Anything by Elvis Costello, totally hatstand. Cocteau Twins, mentalford.

Perhaps the beatles were the eggman and a walrus though, ever though of that?

[bozibo]

Ordinary Bloke said:

bozibo said:

like:

'Only time will tell if we stand the test of time' - Why can't this be love? - Van Halen (I think!)

'I am the eggman, they are the eggmen , I am the Walrus' - the Beatles

what do you think?

Anything by Elvis Costello, totally hatstand. Cocteau Twins, mentalford.

Perhaps the beatles were the eggman and a walrus though, ever though of that?

Actually you may have a point there - always thought Ringo's tache a bit strange!

[Ordinary Bloke]

bozibo said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

bozibo said:

like:

'Only time will tell if we stand the test of time' - Why can't this be love? - Van Halen (I think!)

'I am the eggman, they are the eggmen , I am the Walrus' - the Beatles

what do you think?

Anything by Elvis Costello, totally hatstand. Cocteau Twins, mentalford.

Perhaps the beatles were the eggman and a walrus though, ever though of that?

And the smell of fish?

OK, so give me some sensible song lyrics?

Actually you may have a point there - always thought Ringo's tache a bit strange!

[bozibo]

Ordinary Bloke said:

bozibo said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

bozibo said:

like:

'Only time will tell if we stand the test of time' - Why can't this be love? - Van Halen (I think!)

'I am the eggman, they are the eggmen , I am the Walrus' - the Beatles

what do you think?

Anything by Elvis Costello, totally hatstand. Cocteau Twins, mentalford.

Perhaps the beatles were the eggman and a walrus though, ever though of that?

And the smell of fish?

OK, so give me some sensible song lyrics?

Actually you may have a point there - always thought Ringo's tache a bit strange!

Sensible lyrics? - that's easy - anything by LostProphets (including the tuneful screaming!) Ah - and the Pigeon Detectives - very earthy!

[rumpelstiltskin]

"There are nine million bicycles in Bejing"singalong now everyone!
Then there's her new offering,"Mary Pickford used to eat roses"What a dumb,boring bitch,how in the hell does she get away with it?

[hugoagogo]

"i don't want to see a ghost, rather have a piece of toast"

[Colonial]

Any band that sings its lyrics in a made up language. Sigur Ros, I'm looking at you

[celticpilgrim]

I always thought the line '4am in the morning' from Mike Oldfield's Moonlight Shadow a tad bizarre..

[Conian]

Scouting for Girls...
"She's so loverly... She's so loverly... She's so loverly... She's so loverly... She's so loverly... She's so loverly... She's so loverly... "

off s.

[cg360]

rumpelstiltskin said:

"There are nine million bicycles in Bejing"singalong now everyone!
Then there's her new offering,"Mary Pickford used to eat roses"What a dumb,boring bitch,how in the hell does she get away with it?

Because she's hot. Until she starts singing, that is.

[sjwb]

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornagraphic priestess, stupid bloody Tuesday man etc.

I love The Beatles.

[Nobaccymaccy]

don't forget The Stones....
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay


???? Or did I miss something ?

[dougc]

Anything by REM - random but good.
Anything by that cksocket Mika.

[MitchT]

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" - Snap

[minimatt1967]

hugoagogo said:

"i don't want to see a ghost, rather have a piece of toast"

oh god that whole song is full of in-accuracies and it rally pi55es me off!!!

[central]

Anything by Beefheart? -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFAOA0up_yk&fea...

ETA They're mental rather than stupid.

Edited by central on Tuesday 12th February 21:50

[garycat]

Nine Cats.

The butterfly sailed on the breeze
Past a field of barbed wire trees
Where golden dragons chased around
Pampered poppies on the ground
Two silver trout sat way on high
And watched a royal samurai
Plant two black orchids in a box
And strap it to a laughing fox
A minstrel bought a crooked spoon
He gave it to a blue baboon
Who filled it full of virgin snow
And watched it in the afterglow

Fat toad stood in his ballet shoes
Teaching sixteen kangaroos
How to skip across a lake
They found it hard to stay awake
A pharaoh played a merry tune
And watched nine cats dance on the moon
I didn't know what all this meant
I didn't know why I'd been sent.

I threw 5 clocks down on my bed
The chimes danced out on golden threads
And turned to footprints on my wall
Sequined tears began to fall

[PJR]

dougc said:

Anything by REM - random but good.

Agreed. Although I have to disagree about the "Good" bit

I don't know why, but REM always irked me more than any other band for having crap lyrics. And consistently so too. "I've got my spine, i've got my orange crush" Christ.......

P,

[ih8thisname]

"Throw a chicken in the air,
Shove a deckchair up your nose.
Buy a Jumbo-Jet,
And then bury all your clothes"


I love it! Brilliant

Edited by ih8thisname on Thursday 21st February 16:26