Have we had best drummer jokes yet?

[andy400]

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.

[tribbles]

How do you know a drummer's at the door.
The knocking speeds up.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only need to punch the information into a drum machine once.

[andy400]

What do you call a drummer who splits up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

[AdeTuono]

• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in


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[BassMunkee]

Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dashboard?
So they can park in disabled bays...

[ratbane]

Did you here about the drummer who asked how many lead guitarists it took to change a light bulb.
The bassist replied " they don't need to, they just steal everyone elses light".

[paulmurr]

What did the drummer say just before he was kicked out of the band...?
...."hey guys, i've written a song"....


How do you know the drum riser is level...?
The drummer has dribble coming out of both sides of his mouth

[catso]

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?

He knocks four times but doesn't know when to come in....

[Plotloss]

Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once.

[tribbles]

Plotloss said:

Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once.

Didn't you read the second post (i.e. mine)?

[BassMunkee]

tribbles said:

Plotloss said:

Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine once.

Didn't you read the second post (i.e. mine)?

Maybe he actually IS a drummer!

[KJR]

How does a band know if the stage is perfectly flat ?































The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ....

[garycat]

A joke from Neil Peart...

Q. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

A. Drool.

[jimothy]

The lead singer can't remember the first line of the next verse.
He asks the guitarist - "No idea mate, sorry"
He asks the bassis - "No idea mate, sorry"
He asks the drummer....


"What song are we playing?"

[rumpelstiltskin]

Not a joke but i found it quite funny anyway.A journalist asked John Lennon at the height of the Beatles fame if he thought Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world.John Lennon came back quickly with,"He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles!"

[ih8thisname]

Two Drums and A Cymbal (sp??) fall off a kit.

Bah-Dum Tish.

[Funk]

jimothy said:

The lead singer can't remember the first line of the next verse.
He asks the guitarist - "No idea mate, sorry"
He asks the bassis - "No idea mate, sorry"
He asks the drummer....


"What song are we playing?"

You have NO idea how true this is. My band take the piss that I'm forever asking, "How does this one start again...? I start it? Oh, ok. Give us the first couple of bars... What sort of speed..?"

I'm legendary for it.

[splitter / judas]

garycat said:

A joke from Neil Peart...

Q. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

A. Drool.

[Crazy Fool]

did you hear about the drummer that could play a steady beat?

me neither!

[Funk]

A good drumming joke is all about.....




























































































































































































...timing.