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All covered in cheese etc.
So my pizza arrived at the pub, a 9 inch meatball special. As I'm winding into it, a meatball makes a break for freedom. As I've been supplied with just one meatball per slice, is it unreasonable for me to chase around on the floor looking for my meatball and then offer it to the barmaid like a gentleman as a reward for ordering take away goodness or should I just eat it myself?
So my pizza arrived at the pub, a 9 inch meatball special. As I'm winding into it, a meatball makes a break for freedom. As I've been supplied with just one meatball per slice, is it unreasonable for me to chase around on the floor looking for my meatball and then offer it to the barmaid like a gentleman as a reward for ordering take away goodness or should I just eat it myself?
Poncho pilot said:
All covered in cheese etc.
So my pizza arrived at the pub, a 9 inch meatball special. As I'm winding into it, a meatball makes a break for freedom. As I've been supplied with just one meatball per slice, is it unreasonable for me to chase around on the floor looking for my meatball and then offer it to the barmaid like a gentleman as a reward for ordering take away goodness or should I just eat it myself?
Who said chivalry was dead, eh?So my pizza arrived at the pub, a 9 inch meatball special. As I'm winding into it, a meatball makes a break for freedom. As I've been supplied with just one meatball per slice, is it unreasonable for me to chase around on the floor looking for my meatball and then offer it to the barmaid like a gentleman as a reward for ordering take away goodness or should I just eat it myself?
Famous Graham said:
Poncho pilot said:
All covered in cheese etc.
So my pizza arrived at the pub, a 9 inch meatball special. As I'm winding into it, a meatball makes a break for freedom. As I've been supplied with just one meatball per slice, is it unreasonable for me to chase around on the floor looking for my meatball and then offer it to the barmaid like a gentleman as a reward for ordering take away goodness or should I just eat it myself?
Who said chivalry was dead, eh?So my pizza arrived at the pub, a 9 inch meatball special. As I'm winding into it, a meatball makes a break for freedom. As I've been supplied with just one meatball per slice, is it unreasonable for me to chase around on the floor looking for my meatball and then offer it to the barmaid like a gentleman as a reward for ordering take away goodness or should I just eat it myself?
Poncho pilot said:
All covered in cheese etc.
Dam'n you; I'Ve had that song stuck in my head for hours now and I hadn't thought of it in years.I would be more concerned that somebody sneezed on the rest of your food and you ate it.
BTW
who sang it? I can't remember.
Edited by Uncle Fester on Saturday 24th July 18:48
Uncle Fester said:
Poncho pilot said:
All covered in cheese etc.
Dam'n you; I'Ve had that song stuck in my head for hours now and I hadn't thought of it in years.ETA: It's coming back to me now:
"The fart went rolling down the hill, parlez vous..."
EFTA: It's "Inky Pinky Parlez Vous".
Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Saturday 24th July 18:44
Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Saturday 24th July 18:46
Cock Womble 7 said:
Uncle Fester said:
Poncho pilot said:
All covered in cheese etc.
Dam'n you; I'Ve had that song stuck in my head for hours now and I hadn't thought of it in years.ETA: It's coming back to me now:
"The fart went rolling down the hill, parlez vous..."
EFTA: It's "Inky Pinky Parlez Vous".
Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Saturday 24th July 18:44
Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Saturday 24th July 18:46
In my day it was.
Three dirty Germans in a tank.
Parlez Vous.
One to drive and two to w
k.Inky Pinky Parlez Vous.
Cock Womble 7 said:
Uncle Fester said:
Poncho pilot said:
All covered in cheese etc.
Dam'n you; I'Ve had that song stuck in my head for hours now and I hadn't thought of it in years.ETA: It's coming back to me now:
"The fart went rolling down the hill, parlez vous..."
EFTA: It's "Inky Pinky Parlez Vous".
Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Saturday 24th July 18:44
Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Saturday 24th July 18:46
It can't have been a very good school, go the bottom of the class parlez vous.
Cock Womble 7 said:
Neil H said:
How can a gas 'roll' down a hill?
It can't have been a very good school, go the bottom of the class parlez vous.
Well, dur, farts are heavier than air.It can't have been a very good school, go the bottom of the class parlez vous.
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