Celebrity masterchef

[Dunclane]

Anyone watching it?

[Lefty 200 Drams]

Yes.

I'm not really into celebrity culture. I recognised that hamilton woman and the dusky runner chap but who the fkcu are the rest of them?



Raw liver!

[Shaw Tarse]

Jenny Powell TV presenter, was quite good looking.
Martin Roberts from daytime Tv
Tricia Penrose from soaps?

[Simpo Two]

Limitless supply of Z-list actors from soap operas.

However 'Z-List Soap Actor Masterchef' doesn't have quite the same ring to it.


ETA: 'Dusky Runner Chap' - great description!

Edited by Simpo Two on Thursday 22 July 22:46

[Plotloss]

I'd find the presenter's opinions on food a lot easier to take seriously if the pair of them would learn how to use fking cutlery.

It's like watching Americans eat.

[jas xjr]

Shaw Tarse said:

Jenny Powell TV presenter, was quite good looking.
Martin Roberts from daytime Tv
Tricia Penrose from soaps?

I thought she looked like michael Jackson in drag

[Lefty 200 Drams]

jas xjr said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Jenny Powell TV presenter, was quite good looking.
Martin Roberts from daytime Tv
Tricia Penrose from soaps?

I thought she looked like michael Jackson in drag

Scrawny hag.

[Simpo Two]

jas xjr said:

I thought she looked like michael Jackson in drag

= Janet Jackson

[adycav]

Simpo Two said:

jas xjr said:

I thought she looked like michael Jackson in drag

= Janet & Latoya Jackson

EFA

[Shaw Tarse]

Lefty 200 Drams said:

jas xjr said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Jenny Powell TV presenter, was quite good looking.
Martin Roberts from daytime Tv
Tricia Penrose from soaps?

I thought she looked like michael Jackson in drag

Scrawny hag.

I should have said used to be.

[A911DOM]

You're a fussy lot, I thought she still looked quite cute - I dare say the years of snorting stuff probably took its tole

I was a bit puzzled as to why they had 'celebs' who clearly have no clue what they're cooking though - its still supposedly a competition at the end of the day, why not find a few of the many millions of minor celebs who've actually cooked and eaten more than chips in their life!?

[Simpo Two]

I guess their agent asks them and they say 'no thanks', or the money isn't good enough.

[Murph7355]

Plotloss said:

...
It's like watching Americans eat.

PMSL

[munky]

I had a look while flicking through the hundred or so mostly crap TV channels, didn't recognise a single one of them! Celebrity my arse. And since they were cooking things that in some cases wouldn't look out of place in an HMP slopping out bucket, I saw no point continuing with it.
Whereas, Top Gear this coming Sunday apparently has both Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise (plugging their latest underperforming celluloid adventure, of course). If they were present, they could truly call it Celebrity Masterchef.

[SVX]

Murph7355 said:

Plotloss said:

...
It's like watching Americans eat.

PMSL

+1

Am I the only one that thought that John "Annoying " Torode's Thai salad looked like a cross between a Stella pavement pizza, and some dodgy late night kebab spillage (before the pigeons have had a go)?