Mr Kipling, Alfred the Gt, your boys took a helluva beating.

[anonymous-user]

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[Henry Hawthorne]

Have a merry Christmas!

[OzzyR1]

LOL, enjoy!!

How can you get a jam tart so wrong

[Balmoral Green]

I spent my childhood eating my dads jam tarts, they look pretty similar. They tasted OK though, so how are those to eat?

[johnnywgk]

Might not look the part, but i bet they were yummy

[OnTheOverrun]

If she sees this thread you'll be single by christmas so it won't really matter. They do however bear a striking resemblance to my mums attempts at baking. Are you my dad?

[spikeyhead]

It is the duty of the wealthy man.
To give employment to the artisan.

Employ a cook!

[BliarOut]

This is a prime example of why sex equality is a bad thing

Bless the little poppet...

[cslgirl]

LOL!! Practice makes perfect!!

[Pferdestarke]

I'd give her a written warning for that! All the gear, no idea, as they say!

[escargot]

I hope you gave her a stern look tonks.

[Mobile Chicane]

Erk!

[taldo]

nice toaster!

[sherman]

I take it she doesnt own a bun (not muffin)tray. They look like they were cooked on a flat tray and lost all shape when the fats in the pastry heated up.

[poo at Paul's]

Brilliant. Made me laugh that photo did!!

Thankfully I have a prizewinning cake baker as a missus!

Them jam tarts do look like they's taste great though, that's the main thing!

[sleep envy]

lucky you don't waste away

[smack]

Does she know you posted those photos on a forum?

And check what local pubs are doing food on Christmas day as a backup plan!

[Deva Link]

anonymous said:

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You'd fit in fine in certain parts of Cheshire though.

[soad]

These photos make me laugh! I'm sure baking will improve with time.

[Mattt]

The perfect dessert after monkey-on-crack pizza I feel.