i want to die..........

[shirt]

........because i've just eaten 19 slices of all-you-can-eat pizza hut buffet. i'm moving about as well as would a disabled seal.

ugh.

i wouldn't mind but it tasted of oily styrofoam and i was soundly beaten by our new boy who made 21 slices look easy.

double ugh.

the only highlight of my lunch hour was the trip down in a colleagues mx-5. i 'get' them now.

[DrTre]

Nine. fking. Teen?

[Mattygooner]

Fat bd..... no ice cream factory for dessert?

[TubbyRutter]

I did 20 this lunchtime in our inter office final but lost out at the constructors championship due to a lacklustre performance from my colleague...

[soad]

Nineteen you say? Must have been tasty. Enjoy your afternoon, you greedy so and so.

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Take a page out of Paris Hilton's book and stick your fingers down your throat.

Not only will you feel better but you'll lose weight and people will like you more.

Try this

HTH

[Ken Sington]

Isn't that about two and a half pizzas?

[Digga]

Thanks to the OP. Prior to your post I was feeling particualrly gluttonous for having had both a sausage and tomato sandwich and a bacon and egg. (My excuse is I'm pre-loading for a 10k cross country race tomorrow afternoon, but it's nice to know someone else has made an even bigger pig of themselves. Gutso.)

[shirt]

being sick is cheating, i'm at least on the leaderboard and take the allcomerss title due to me leaving next week.

this was the only thing i cared about, sod project work etc, i wanted the pizza title!

i could not eat a single thing if i tried, which is a shame as the cake trolley is due in 5mins. i have moved a date to tomorrow for fear of spewing over the poor girl.

and no it wasn't tasty, it was pizza hut ffs!

[shirt]

[quote=Ken Sington]Isn't that about two and a half pizzas? [/quote

its 6 slices per pizza of deep pan. thin & crispy are cut into 8 but they don't count, nor does garlic bread.

i can't believe you make it a championship tubby. living up to your username at least!

[sleep envy]

waffer theeeeeen mint?

[Ikemi]

shirt said:

being sick is cheating, i'm at least on the leaderboard and take the allcomerss title due to me leaving next week.

this was the only thing i cared about, sod project work etc, i wanted the pizza title!

i could not eat a single thing if i tried, which is a shame as the cake trolley is due in 5mins. i have moved a date to tomorrow for fear of spewing over the poor girl.

and no it wasn't tasty, it was pizza hut ffs!

You have a cake trolley at work!?

[Balmoral Green]

Makes my 'ten cheeseburgers' binge at McDonalds every now & then look a bit weak

[sleep envy]

Ikemi said:

You have a cake trolley at work!?

at my first practice we had the tea and cake trolley at 11am and 3pm, which also became the G&T trolley at 4.30pm on Friday afternoon

[911motorsport]

sleep envy said:

waffer theeeeeen mint?

that reminds me of the scene in Monty Python, Mr Creostote

[Cara Van Man]

Balmoral Green said:

Makes my 'ten cheeseburgers' binge at McDonalds every now & then look a bit weak

Are they cold by the time 'Jeeves' has collected them for you?

[shirt]

cake trolley comes round at half 2 every day. homemade cake and they do requests. its hell when trying to be good.

i have taken to moving around the office in my chair/makeshift gondola.

[Ikemi]

sleep envy said:

Ikemi said:

You have a cake trolley at work!?

at my first practice we had the tea and cake trolley at 11am and 3pm, which also became the G&T trolley at 4.30pm on Friday afternoon

I'm in the wrong job!

[DrTre]

911motorsport said:

sleep envy said:

waffer theeeeeen mint?

that reminds me of the scene in Monty Python, Mr Creostote

I think it's ... oh, never mind...

[Conian]

during the buffet dont they slice them up into more smaller slices?
19 is still respectable tho. I dont think i've ever broken the dozen mark