Exploding jacket spuds!

[Bill]

What's going on? Recently I've had a few jackets explode in the oven and I can't explain why. I've tried pricking them but last night one exploded in the oven and another as I put it on the plate

It was quite funny the first time but it's gettng tedious now

[mybrainhurts]

You need a bigger prick...

[Bill]

Have you been talking to my wife again?

Anyway, about my spuds...

[mybrainhurts]

What..? Do they itch...?

[Bill]

Yours do too?

[Simpo Two]

Different variety with higher water content maybe?





Or maybe they're suicide spuds from Baghdad.

[mybrainhurts]

Definitely joke spuds...did they come with cigars?