Fairy Hearts

[Don]

So there I was perusing the shelves in my local Morrisons searching for Sausages for tonight's sausage bake. Whilst examining the contents of the "cooked meats" section (next to the sausages) I came across a "chopped and shaped" meat product new to me:

Fairy Hearts

WTF?

The package had a big picture of Tinkerbell on the front of it. It's clearly aimed at kids. But...Fairy Hearts!

Ripped from the chests of still living Fairies I presume?

Feck. Made with real Fairy Offal.

Feck.

Mods: Please don't move this to Food and Drink. That stuff is clearly neither.

[sleep envy]

pan fried with garlic and butter

[Don]

Feck

[GTIR]

Nom, nom, nom

They would go nice with alphabetti spaghetti!

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

is it pasta or actually meat?

[aussiebruce]

made from reformed turkey and pork! Yum

[Don]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

is it pasta or actually meat?

Meat.

I mean it would be, wouldn't it. Fairies are like little human beings, only with wings, and we humans are made from meat so I'm guessing they are too.

Of course, being supernatural beings, they may indeed be made of pasta. Perhaps they are related to Him!

Blimey.

[catso]

Don said:

Fairy Hearts

Spoonerism?

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Don said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

is it pasta or actually meat?

Meat.

I mean it would be, wouldn't it. Fairies are like little human beings, only with wings, and we humans are made from meat so I'm guessing they are too.

Of course, being supernatural beings, they may indeed be made of pasta. Perhaps they are related to Him!

Blimey.

Arse lol, I meant you get some really odd shaped pasta and maybe that would explain it, like scooby doo etc.. Meat Fairy Hearts is just wrong! What kind of kid wants to eat a faries heart anyway!!

[escargot]

Don said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

is it pasta or actually meat?

Meat.

I mean it would be, wouldn't it. Fairies are like little human beings, only with wings, and we humans are made from meat so I'm guessing they are too.

Of course, being supernatural beings, they may indeed be made of pasta. Perhaps they are related to Him!

Blimey.

Whatever next?

Pixie penis?
Dwarf dicks?
Elf 'eads?

[Don]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

What kind of kid wants to eat a faries heart anyway!!

The same ones that eat Jelly Babies from the feet up - "cos it hurts more".

[V8S]

catso said:

Don said:

Fairy Hearts

Spoonerism?

I can't be the only child here.

[Don]

Errr. Mods. This really isn't about food...