Choccie Biscuits at Work...

[Spam]

Ok I'm all for the odd chocolate biscuit at work but some of the ladies at work have been obsessed by them lately...to the point where they are taking the piss...Here goes...

Average intake is as follows:

09.00 - 4 (approx) Chocolate Biscuits each with first Tea

10.00 - 4 (approx) Chocolate Biscuits again

11.30 - The pre lunch rush...They grab another load of biscuits sometimes up to 5 or 6.

12.00 - 13.00 - Lunch

13.00 - 13.30 - Discussing what they did on lunch, whilst finishing off a Chocolate biscuit

15.00 - All goes quiet until about this time when they once again blitz the biscuit tin.

This is becoming so ridiculous...Someone put 4 packets chocolate digestives (25cm approx. Long ones) in it on Monday morning...by Tuesday morning they were complaining that the biscuits had been eaten (ooooohhhh what a fking surprise) Now thats got to be 60ish Biscuits munched in 1 day!!!!

And there are only 3 of them that are the main biscuit pigs...So that is 20 biscuits a day between them!!!

I was rather wee'd off about this continuing annoyance so I decided to hide the biscuit tin this morning...What shall I fill it with for tomoro morning...

Bonio, Rask...or any other dog biscuits? (As a joke obviously)

[lingus75]

Ryvita's, teach the fatties a lesson

[bint]

You'd best not go to my chap's work place....they take their biccies seriously. Geeks that they are they have been looking at the half life of a pack of biscuits in their place. Digestives, prob 4 or 5 hours, Bourbons/Custard cremes do slightly worse in about 3 hours, Jaffa cakes (yes yes we know, not strictly biscuits) they don't think have ever reached the biscuit tin..........

They were impressed with some posh Tesco choc chip ones I bought when on BOGOF - almost as quick as Jaffa cakes.

[dougc]

Just mention that they are all looking a bit fat recently. The biscuit inhalation will cease but you won't be able to work for all the sobbing.

[bazking69]

I enjoy the odd biscuit but couldn't eat them on a daily basis as part of a coffee break snack.
A mate can demolish a huge pack of custard creams in about 5 minutes. The thought of eating so many biscuits makes me sick!