How should

[parakitaMol.]

A girl eat a banana in public?

a) break it into small pieces and ignore it's obvious phallic shape
b) eat it whole while making and holding eye contact with anyone in the area
c) other

[The Dude]

I'd always recommend some form of checking the banana's temperature before biting, especially if you have sensitive teeth.

The best way for this, I find, is to rub the end of it against your lips first. Or, for men, against the skin on your elbow.

Edited by The Dude on Wednesday 6th February 12:15

[parakitaMol.]

Thanks.

I'm never sure.

This forum is fantastic.

I have simply HUNDREDS of unanswered food questions.

[TIGA84]

B.

Slowly, after having first licked 1 TBSP of white chocolate sauce from the outside.

[HiRich]

c) Pushing firmly on the back of your head as encouragement?

Am I in trouble?

[parakitaMol.]

HiRich said:

c) Pushing firmly on the back of your head as encouragement?

Am I in trouble?

No

I might be though... I'm currently eating a prawn salad

[The Dude]

parakitaMol. said:

HiRich said:

c) Pushing firmly on the back of your head as encouragement?

Am I in trouble?

No

I might be though... I'm currently eating a prawn salad

Was the shop sold out of badly wrapped kebabs?

(c) Bedford Rascal

[escargot]

B.

However, you also need to push it in as far as it'll go and make gagging noises.

[Knick Pee]

c) lick the end, wink, pout and flick your hair around. I do.

[SpydieNut]

parakitaMol. said:

A girl eat a banana in public?

a) break it into small pieces and ignore it's obvious phallic shape
b) eat it whole while making and holding eye contact with anyone in the area
c) other

c) - like the restaraunt scene from 'when harry met sally'

[parakitaMol.]

Good

Thank you all for your help

I just can't wait for my supper tonight.... you've really whetted my appetite

[Knick Pee]

parakitaMol. said:

Good

Thank you all for your help

I just can't wait for my supper tonight.... you've really whetted my appetite

banana split on the menu ?

[parakitaMol.]

No, will probably just be salad.



Thanks

[Knick Pee]

parakitaMol. said:

No, will probably just be salad.



Thanks

Salad? Oh how 'yesteryear'. We call it 'green meat' round our way.

[SpydieNut]

parakitaMol. said:

No, will probably just be salad.



Thanks

to quote a friend

salad's not food, salad's what my food eats

[Landlord]

D) Lying on your side, looking bored and occasionally swapping hands 'cos the wrist hurts.

[Knick Pee]

Landlord said:

D) Lying on your side, looking bored and occasionally swapping hands 'cos the wrist hurts.

oh, so, familiar.

[Gretchen]

parakitaMol. said:

This forum is fantastic.

I have simply HUNDREDS of unanswered food questions.

FFS. Is nowhere sacred anymore?

[parakitaMol.]

Gretchen said:

parakitaMol. said:

This forum is fantastic.

I have simply HUNDREDS of unanswered food questions.

FFS. Is nowhere sacred anymore?

What are you wearing/eating tinkerbell?

[parakitaMol.]

Knick Pee said:

Landlord said:

D) Lying on your side, looking bored and occasionally swapping hands 'cos the wrist hurts.

oh, so, familiar.

Not with me. I only have one hand, as he is well aware.