What can you do with

[parakitaMol.]

Half a pound of tuppeny rice

and

Half a pound of treacle?

Thanks

[The Dude]

Really complicated cheese on toast?

[parakitaMol.]

Oh

Not souffle then?

Damnit.

[The Dude]

parakitaMol. said:

Oh

Not souffle then?

Damnit.

Only way to do that is to pack the treacle and rice into a (preferably) old sock to fashion a rudimentary cosh.

Then use it to threaten Ainsley Harriot with, suggesting that the only way he's not going to get a beating is to rustle up a decent soufle.

Once the quality of the soufle has been verified, produce the hand you were hiding behind your back that is sporting crossed fingers and beat him until his own mother wouldn't recognise him.

Preparation time : 15 minutes
Satisfaction : lifetime

[parakitaMol.]

Freind of mine gave Ainsley a carrier bag with a stone and a rolled up newspaper in it.

Just for a laugh.

(that story is actually true)

[parakitaMol.]

anonymous said:

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[randlemarcus]

Its just bread with one of Bedford's lines baked into it.

[parakitaMol.]

anonymous said:

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[Timberwolf]

parakitaMol. said:

Freind of mine gave Ainsley a carrier bag with a stone and a rolled up newspaper in it.

Worst "Ready Steady Cook" ever, that was.

[parakitaMol.]

Timberwolf said:

parakitaMol. said:

Freind of mine gave Ainsley a carrier bag with a stone and a rolled up newspaper in it.

Worst "Ready Steady Cook" ever, that was.

It was on a train to Paris and may have also contained a can of strong cider.