Mad chilli sauce - Bravado in a bottle......
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Just received some of this.. for a novelty birthday gift.
Tried it for a laugh.....OMFG!!! my mouth has NEVER been in such torment!
20 minutes of mouth-melting hell I wouldn't wish on my Mother-In-Law (well...maybe
) - and that was from a drop the size of the end of my little finger!!
Took it to work the next day (a factory environment...mostly male!) - victim after poor victim succumbed to its' fiery sting!
It didn't seem to matter that the current 'victim' had seen the laughable, dribbling, face distorting predicament of his predecessors....."GO ON!!!!!!" was enough to seal his fate....
Is this just a man thing?
I cannot imagine an office full of female secretaries or similar doing the same thing.
The first one might have tried it....but that would have been that!
What is it with blokes and the need to 'GET IN THERE!!!!'
I wonder what would have happened if I'd have brought in a loaded 357 Magnum and suggested a game of Russian Roulette - 'for a laugh....'
Seriously - if you've never tried really staggeringly hot chilli sauce - JUST DO IT!!! - it doesn't matter if you can comfortably eat a phall - you've NEVER experienced anything like this!!!
...I realise this last comment may seem a tad ironic bearing in mind what I've just said, but if you're a bloke with too much time on his hands and a couple of dozen remaining taste buds, GO ON!!!!
Tried it for a laugh.....OMFG!!! my mouth has NEVER been in such torment!
20 minutes of mouth-melting hell I wouldn't wish on my Mother-In-Law (well...maybe
) - and that was from a drop the size of the end of my little finger!!Took it to work the next day (a factory environment...mostly male!) - victim after poor victim succumbed to its' fiery sting!
It didn't seem to matter that the current 'victim' had seen the laughable, dribbling, face distorting predicament of his predecessors....."GO ON!!!!!!" was enough to seal his fate....
Is this just a man thing?
I cannot imagine an office full of female secretaries or similar doing the same thing.
The first one might have tried it....but that would have been that!
What is it with blokes and the need to 'GET IN THERE!!!!'
I wonder what would have happened if I'd have brought in a loaded 357 Magnum and suggested a game of Russian Roulette - 'for a laugh....'
Seriously - if you've never tried really staggeringly hot chilli sauce - JUST DO IT!!! - it doesn't matter if you can comfortably eat a phall - you've NEVER experienced anything like this!!!
...I realise this last comment may seem a tad ironic bearing in mind what I've just said, but if you're a bloke with too much time on his hands and a couple of dozen remaining taste buds, GO ON!!!!
Tycho said:
sheets tabuer said:
Hot stuff like that is banned in my house after the forgetting to wash hands before being called in the bedroom incident
So you have been caught out "Feeding the pony" with chilli on your hands as well???
The look on her face is always worth it though - at least twice
cheers for the 3am link, but £28
wooooody said:
The look on her face is always worth it though - at least twice
cheers for the 3am link, but £28
Yeah?!?cheers for the 3am link, but £28
Check this one out then....
jmorgan said:
Got a bottle of Dave's insanity sauce. Loopy stuff.
That's only 180,000 scovilles - this stuff is 2,000,000 + !!!!I tried Daves' Insanity sauce a while back -
- nearly witnessed a sauce-related death from the 'Private Reserve' version..... this guy (!) at a drunken BBQ didn't heed the warning to "...just try a little bit...!!!"nelly1 said:
jmorgan said:
Got a bottle of Dave's insanity sauce. Loopy stuff.
That's only 180,000 scovilles - this stuff is 2,000,000 + !!!!I tried Daves' Insanity sauce a while back -
- nearly witnessed a sauce-related death from the 'Private Reserve' version..... this guy (!) at a drunken BBQ didn't heed the warning to "...just try a little bit...!!!"nelly1 said:
wooooody said:
The look on her face is always worth it though - at least twice
cheers for the 3am link, but £28
Yeah?!?cheers for the 3am link, but £28
Check this one out then....
KB_S1 said:
Had a taste of the sauce called 'Da Bomb' that is featured on that site.
It was very tasty but mental hot. Had a cocktail stick dipped in bottle and that was enough. Polish chef that tried it spent the next 20mins in the toilet with his face under a tap in the toilet.
Ironic that water (or lager!) doesn't work as the capsaicin in the sauce isn't water soluble.It was very tasty but mental hot. Had a cocktail stick dipped in bottle and that was enough. Polish chef that tried it spent the next 20mins in the toilet with his face under a tap in the toilet.
The best stuff is milk, yoghurt or chocolate - as capsaicin is fat soluble.
We once had an unfortunate moment when my mate's uncle, despite our warnings, daubed his food in Dave's Insanity Sauce. That wasn't the worst bit though, he dumped his plate on the floor of the veranda we were on only for the labrador to rush in hungrily. A few of us dived in to stop it but it was too late, the poor thing set off like it had a rocket up its arse, we had to make it drink some milk to calm it down 
not for me i'm afraid. i do like a hint of fire to my food, but i like it to have a nice taste too, i don't just want to burn the crap out of my mouth so that i can't taste anything at all.
and i don't get drunk enough that i'd try it as a dare, so the £28 (or £200
) will have to be spent on something else - i can't see the point in getting it just to sit on my shelf.
and i don't get drunk enough that i'd try it as a dare, so the £28 (or £200
) will have to be spent on something else - i can't see the point in getting it just to sit on my shelf.If that stuff is really 2,000,000 Scoville Heat Units that puts it in the realm of Standard US Grade Pepper Spray ...
Edited by claypigeon60 on Tuesday 7th August 07:51
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