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Simpo Two

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87,574 posts

275 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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I was hoping for something like 'dark chocolate with hints of leather and hippopotamus'.

So when I bought a bottle of Marchesini Piemonte Rosso from my friendly local CoOp I was interested to know what it was like. The friendly local stacker of wine shelves was very apologetic and said they hadn't trained him on what the stuff actually tasted like. Anyway it was only about £7 so I bought it.

This evening I read the small print on the back of the label. These days ithat area is usually filled with rubbish like 'organic gluten-free GM-free low carbon vegan yada blah' but this did actually venture a description of the flavour. I quote:

'On the palate it is elegant with a pleasant winey taste.'

DOH! Well done the marketing team banghead


LordHaveMurci

12,164 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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What did you expect for £7? rofl

Panamax

5,318 posts

44 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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Simpo Two said:
it was only about £7 so I bought it.
That sounds like a wine with a message; and the message is "beware".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbOZccv9ym8



tighnamara

2,318 posts

163 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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Simpo Two said:
I was hoping for something like 'dark chocolate with hints of leather and hippopotamus'.

So when I bought a bottle of Marchesini Piemonte Rosso from my friendly local CoOp I was interested to know what it was like. The friendly local stacker of wine shelves was very apologetic and said they hadn't trained him on what the stuff actually tasted like. Anyway it was only about £7 so I bought it.

This evening I read the small print on the back of the label. These days ithat area is usually filled with rubbish like 'organic gluten-free GM-free low carbon vegan yada blah' but this did actually venture a description of the flavour. I quote:

'On the palate it is elegant with a pleasant winey taste.'

DOH! Well done the marketing team banghead
What made you buy it ?

cliffords

2,028 posts

33 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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German wine bought in Germany has very accurate and detailed taste descriptions. I can't read German I did some Google translate .

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

196 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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Stop wining!

Simpo Two

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87,574 posts

275 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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LordHaveMurci said:
What did you expect for £7? rofl
Decent copywriting!

tighnamara said:
What made you buy it ?
They didn't have the usual Shiraz...

I'm not expecting miracles but hopefully it's better than Tempranillo, which frankly is only fit for preserving fences....

Simpo Two

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Saturday 26th August 2023
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dudleybloke said:
Stop wining!
lol!

Simpo Two

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Panamax said:
Simpo Two said:
it was only about £7 so I bought it.
That sounds like a wine with a message; and the message is "beware".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbOZccv9ym8
A classic sketch I remember well from my schooldays! 'A bouquet like an Aborigine's armpit'. Whoops, like a First Nationer's armpit, or whatever they are now called. Actually that might be Red Indians. Did their wine have a Siouxthing effect I wonder...?

BoRED S2upid

20,425 posts

250 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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LordHaveMurci said:
What did you expect for £7? rofl
A winey taste? Job done. £7 was obviously the bottom shelf bargains I’m surprised it didn’t say - wine, from grapes, alcoholic….’

Heathwood

2,814 posts

212 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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Is £7 really that cheap? I rarely spend much more and find plenty of pleasant enough stuff at that price, especially in Aldi. Maybe I should hand in my PH pass with that revelation.

hidetheelephants

28,322 posts

203 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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Simpo Two said:
I was hoping for something like 'dark chocolate with hints of leather and hippopotamus'.

So when I bought a bottle of Marchesini Piemonte Rosso from my friendly local CoOp I was interested to know what it was like. The friendly local stacker of wine shelves was very apologetic and said they hadn't trained him on what the stuff actually tasted like. Anyway it was only about £7 so I bought it.

This evening I read the small print on the back of the label. These days ithat area is usually filled with rubbish like 'organic gluten-free GM-free low carbon vegan yada blah' but this did actually venture a description of the flavour. I quote:

'On the palate it is elegant with a pleasant winey taste.'

DOH! Well done the marketing team banghead
Does anybody read that stuff? "Hits the palate like tear gas with oil of vitriol undertones; finish is harsh if still conscious and can remove tooth enamel."

Pistom

5,750 posts

169 months

Saturday 26th August 2023
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I don't really take much notice to the descriptions on the bottles.

Mind you, I also don't bother with the piece of paper in chocolate boxes.

To me, part of the enjoyment is discovering for myself and how the flavours interact with whatever I'm eating.

Simpo Two

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275 months

Sunday 27th August 2023
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Pistom said:
I don't really take much notice to the descriptions on the bottles.
That's a good point; I usually go by grape variety but on this bottle it was either not mentioned, or cunningly disguised as an Italian village. Piemonte sounds like a breed of terrier (or maybe terroire?) Hence the further, but pointless, investigation.

sean ie3

2,507 posts

146 months

Sunday 15th October 2023
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I had a good one d a couple of weeks ago, wet forest leaf mould on the nose with mouldy wallnuts on the palate. The saving grace was the viscosity, it was viscous.

oddman

2,977 posts

262 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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Simpo Two said:
That's a good point; I usually go by grape variety but on this bottle it was either not mentioned, or cunningly disguised as an Italian village. Piemonte sounds like a breed of terrier (or maybe terroire?) Hence the further, but pointless, investigation.
It's one of the distinctions between Old and New World wines. In the big winemaking areas of Europe, Italy, France, Spain and Germany, the wines are classified by location and the laws are strict about which grape varieties can be included (weirdly even when that is more than a dozen varieties including white grapes like Châteauneuf-du-Pape). Hence if you know the location you'll be able to know which grapes. In supermarket wines the varieties might be on the back label. Under their labelling laws, the French forbid labelling by grape so if you find a French Merlot, for instance, it will be a (unclassified) table wine (doesn't mean it's bad). The exception in France is Alsace but that's culturally German and you will see Pinot Gris, Riesling and Gewürztraminer on (German style) bottles.

If you think about it, in the old days before mass travel, the grape growing farmers probably had little idea of the breadth of grape varieties across the continent and were probably only growing one or two local varieties which adapted/evolved to the conditions or a totally random field blend suited. The variation in the wine locally would be due to the particular local characteristics of soil, aspect, altitude, weather exposure, microclimate etc. and the skill of the winemaker. European winemakers can be very parochial and until recently, it wouldn't be unusual for a winemaker to not have tasted wine grown in the next village. Hence French obsession and chauvinism about terroir.


ferret50

1,777 posts

19 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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Snag with buying vino in GB is the amount of tax and duty the Chancellor slaps on the stuff. That £7 bottle is probably about £1.50 before tax!

Currently on the Algarve, buying local plonk of decent quality for well under 3 euros/bottle, same wine, same bottle but a label to suit GB market from the likes of Laithwaite is £9/£10 bottle. Crazy, but in the same way as 'they' do not want us to drive, or smoke, or drink so apply a huge tax to the stuff we all enjoy!

And do not get me started on gin.......

banghead

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LooneyTunes

7,867 posts

168 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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oddman said:
It's one of the distinctions between Old and New World wines. In the big winemaking areas of Europe, Italy, France, Spain and Germany, the wines are classified by location and the laws are strict about which grape varieties can be included (weirdly even when that is more than a dozen varieties including white grapes like Châteauneuf-du-Pape). Hence if you know the location you'll be able to know which grapes. In supermarket wines the varieties might be on the back label. Under their labelling laws, the French forbid labelling by grape so if you find a French Merlot, for instance, it will be a (unclassified) table wine (doesn't mean it's bad). The exception in France is Alsace but that's culturally German and you will see Pinot Gris, Riesling and Gewürztraminer on (German style) bottles.

If you think about it, in the old days before mass travel, the grape growing farmers probably had little idea of the breadth of grape varieties across the continent and were probably only growing one or two local varieties which adapted/evolved to the conditions or a totally random field blend suited. The variation in the wine locally would be due to the particular local characteristics of soil, aspect, altitude, weather exposure, microclimate etc. and the skill of the winemaker. European winemakers can be very parochial and until recently, it wouldn't be unusual for a winemaker to not have tasted wine grown in the next village. Hence French obsession and chauvinism about terroir.
Believe the rule is that they must include certain details but can include the grape details if they wish. Admittedly it’s not common but does happen, for example this Condrieu references Viognier on the front label:

It’s quite a low production wine so was a bit surprised when I saw any reference to grape, let alone on the front label.

oddman

2,977 posts

262 months

Tuesday 17th October 2023
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LooneyTunes said:
Believe the rule is that they must include certain details but can include the grape details if they wish. Admittedly it’s not common but does happen, for example this Condrieu references Viognier on the front label:

It’s quite a low production wine so was a bit surprised when I saw any reference to grape, let alone on the front label.
Good excuse to post a very interesting wine rofl

This is at the limit of my knowledge but I think they are confident to do that because it's lieu dit not just appelation contrôlée. Suggests they are very proud and confident of their precise location within the AC

Some of the top wine makers are also pushing against tradition as it restricts the appreciation and market for their wine. It's generally the underperformers that hide behind tradition (looking at you Burgundy)