Anyone With A Hearty Appetite Out There?

[Smart Mart]

Nothing to do with me although the bloke is called Martin and fond of his motor cars....

http://www.jestersdiner.com

Click on "DOWNLOAD MENU" and have a look at the breakfasts there.

Anyone tried, or fancy trying, their Kidz Challenge? fk me, I've got a healthy appetite at the best of times but even given an hour, I'm not sure I could manage all of this. Several questions come to mind..

1. What policy would you adopt? Leave the bread till last as it's so filling?
2. Split everything up and mix up what you're eating... ie every five minutes, eat a sausage, a rasher of bacon and two slices of bread plus something of everything else.
3. Are you really in danger of getting a heart attack from it?
4. How many calories would you reckon is contained?
5. Why do you think most people fail (apart from the sheer size of the thing)

Cheers in advance.

[NoVetec]

Bar the sausages, I would find that a piece of piss!

[Smart Mart]

NoVetec said:

Bar the sausages, I would find that a piece of piss!

Really? No-one's ever done it apparently; it costs £15 but you get it for free if you can finish it all without help within an hour.

[Wetwipe]

Christ on a bike. You'd need a crash cart on standby for that!

I know a few lorry drivers who'd polish off that tho.

[gog440]

If I was anywhere near Yarmouth I would have a go at that, It is definitely do able

[NoVetec]

My plan would be:

Small dinner night before

Eat 4 sausages along with half the bread

Eat half of the rest fairly slowly

Finish off the bread with another 4 sausages

Finish the rest at hyper speed

[PoleDriver]

And this is how the Norfolkians modified their genes!

[KaraK]

In my misspent youth I probably could have given that a run for it's money. Now? Now fking chance. I do know some big eaters I'll have to see what they think

[Buff Mchugelarge]

I weigh maybe 10 stone on a good day but I'd destroy that!
Barley even a challenge

[Cotty]

I love the breakfast in bed option. I think a lot of cafe's could take a leaf out of the Indian/Chineese delivery book.

[TameRacingDriver]

I'd say that was approx 8,000 - 10,000 calories.

There must be some right fatties on pistonheads if this would be easy for them to eat I'd love to see it! I bet its not easy at all !!

[NoVetec]

TameRacingDriver said:

I'd say that was approx 8,000 - 10,000 calories.

There must be some right fatties on pistonheads if this would be easy for them to eat I'd love to see it! I bet its not easy at all !!

It'd be easy!

Just need to pace yourself and drink lots of tea.

And I'm not a fattie, I've just got a one-pack.

[Rawwr]

[Steamer]

Ummmmm I'm hungry...

I only had 4 sausages & 2 eggs for tea.

[STW2010]

I reckon I could give that a good go. All of the bread would be a major problem, plus the fact I can't stand mushrooms and tomato (I would eat them if it saved me £15 though)

[zaphod42]

I'm not sure, but anyone who provides a menu PDF at 10.6mb needs some updating on their web site...

And no, no and no.

Sheer volume would be the issue.

[mike80]

Looks good, but I think the fried bread (as much as I like it!) would finish me off...

[Hoofy]

After the sausages, I'd struggle to fit anything else in.











And that's just my chat up line.

[NoVetec]

Rawwr said:

Prefer the Beef Bayonette?

[bmthnick1981]

A few guys on the takeaway thread could do it I reckon. Some seriously eating ability on there.