The absent minded binge-eater

[mrtwisty]

Concentrating quite hard on a piece of work, my hands and mouth have just conspired to consume this entire packet of choccy hobnobs (2000 calories!) in under an hour!!!

I swear my brain had no idea what was happening. I only realised when I went in for another one and there were none left.

I'm experiencing shame and a slightly sick feeling. Does anybody else have treacherous hands that do this, or is it just me?

[Cotty]

Someone nicked some while you were working.

[mrtwisty]

Nope, no one else in the office. Turns out I'm just a greedy, greedy man :-(

[Council Baby]

Yep, a couple of nights ago I treated myself to a 100% extra free packet of Jaffa cakes, whilst watching a movie I cracked them open, next thing I know they were all gone.

I know someone snuck into the house and ate most of them so I don't feel guilty, just a tad violated.

[anonymous-user]

Council Baby said:

Yep, a couple of nights ago I treated myself to a 100% extra free packet of Jaffa cakes, whilst watching a movie I cracked them open, next thing I know they were all gone.

I know someone snuck into the house and ate most of them so I don't feel guilty, just glad i took the opportunity to violate them.

EFA

[Council Baby]

Yoof Full Chav said:

EFA

I'm sure he enjoyed it.

[anonymous-user]

Council Baby said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

EFA

I'm sure he enjoyed it.

Oh god, not another one.....last time you molested a bloke, the grief you caused. I hear the met police weird and cruel sexual perversions unit is still looking for that offender

[Roger Dodger]

The OP

[XJSsometimeSoon]

Better Hobnobs than teasing one out over the latest geriatric inpatient hottie

[mrtwisty]

XJSsometimeSoon said:

Better Hobnobs than teasing one out over the latest geriatric inpatient hottie

Agreed. The hobnobs are there to distract me.

It's only gross misconduct if you get caught.

[Pulse]

Really? Is that all? Not so long ago, I sat at home and ate 4 packets of biscuits, 1 pack of jaffa cakes, a bowl of sugary porridge, and more! Estimated calories, maybe 8000? That was a good dinner.

[Council Baby]

Yoof Full Chav said:

Oh god, not another one.....last time you molested a bloke, the grief you caused. I hear the met police weird and cruel sexual perversions unit is still looking for that offender

Bit different this time, I only used reasonable force

[XJSsometimeSoon]

Try a different food group each day. Tomorrow it should be a kilo of mature cheddar cut into cubes.

[anonymous-user]

Council Baby said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

Oh god, not another one.....last time you molested a bloke, the grief you caused. I hear the met police weird and cruel sexual perversions unit is still looking for that offender

Bit different this time, I only used reasonable force

ahhhh, goody, i don't think the same alibi as last time would have worked again

[Fer]

doogz said:

Jaffa cakes are dangerous.

But at least they are part of your five a day. A whole packet is over 2 days worth.

[Roger Dodger]

It could be worse. Stolen from the Youtube thread:


Chicken in a can:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo&fea...

[fathomfive]

Misread the title as minge-eater.

I did wonder how one could eat minge absent mindedly.

[Council Baby]

Yoof Full Chav said:

Council Baby said:

Yoof Full Chav said:

Oh god, not another one.....last time you molested a bloke, the grief you caused. I hear the met police weird and cruel sexual perversions unit is still looking for that offender

Bit different this time, I only used reasonable force

ahhhh, goody, i don't think the same alibi as last time would have worked again

I'm getting quite sick of you broadcasting my personal business on a public forum, grass

[Chrisw666]

fathomfive said:

Misread the title as minge-eater.

I did wonder how one could eat minge absent mindedly.

if you ever sleep with a fat lass you'll realise it is the only way.

[barmonkey]

fathomfive said:

Misread the title as minge-eater.

I did wonder how one could eat minge absent mindedly.