The Apprentice

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Magistrate

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5,489 posts

220 months

Wednesday 17th November 2010
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OMG did anyone see the noooob on Apprentice who was bragging about having a CSL to the guys.

When he asked them if their M3 was a CSL and they said no, he looked down his nose......only to see later that their 'Group' of M3's were all E90's and would p*ss all over his E46 CSL!

shim

2,050 posts

215 months

Thursday 18th November 2010
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Magistrate said:
OMG did anyone see the noooob on Apprentice who was bragging about having a CSL to the guys.

When he asked them if their M3 was a CSL and they said no, he looked down his nose......only to see later that their 'Group' of M3's were all E90's and would p*ss all over his E46 CSL!
exsqueeze me!

i think you must have the wrong CSL

Nords

1,031 posts

238 months

Thursday 18th November 2010
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'Ave 'im Shim! The Goose's e92 couldn't leave mine on power, and the CSL runs rings around that lardy arse on the twisty stuff!

shim

2,050 posts

215 months

Thursday 18th November 2010
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Nords said:
'Ave 'im Shim! The Goose's e92 couldn't leave mine on power, and the CSL runs rings around that lardy arse on the twisty stuff!
never had one go past me, ever!

they are too lardy

sniff diesel

13,112 posts

219 months

Friday 19th November 2010
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Is Stuart "the brand" Baggs on CSL register then? Bet he's getting some stick if he is.

shim

2,050 posts

215 months

Friday 19th November 2010
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sniff diesel said:
Is Stuart "the brand" Baggs on CSL register then? Bet he's getting some stick if he is.
dont think so, no Isle Of Man guys registered so i believe although he could be going under the pseudonem of Lawsy

Koing

442 posts

180 months

Monday 22nd November 2010
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shim said:
sniff diesel said:
Is Stuart "the brand" Baggs on CSL register then? Bet he's getting some stick if he is.
dont think so, no Isle Of Man guys registered so i believe although he could be going under the pseudonem of Lawsy
lol

The CSL is a different breed of cars...

Koing

TopazDetailing

16 posts

168 months

Tuesday 30th November 2010
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The CSL would definitely run rings around the E92! but im not to sure on straight line speed! I had a CSL with a DMS remap that dyno'd 381hp! but never got a chance to see the difference between that and the new gen m3's!!
but i think it would be very close !

Sailorbaz

30 posts

214 months

Wednesday 1st December 2010
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Magistrate said:
OMG did anyone see the noooob on Apprentice who was bragging about having a CSL to the guys.
Agreed, 100%

Magistrate said:
...their 'Group' of M3's were all E90's and would p*ss all over his E46 CSL!
Epic Fail. Disagree, 100%

Sorry.

Edited by Sailorbaz on Thursday 2nd December 10:23

shim

2,050 posts

215 months

Wednesday 1st December 2010
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TopazDetailing said:
The CSL would definitely run rings around the E92! but im not to sure on straight line speed! I had a CSL with a DMS remap that dyno'd 381hp! but never got a chance to see the difference between that and the new gen m3's!!
but i think it would be very close !
THose DMS remaps are wickid!

Porscheplayer

381 posts

197 months

Saturday 4th December 2010
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TopazDetailing said:
The CSL would definitely run rings around the E92! but im not to sure on straight line speed! I had a CSL with a DMS remap that dyno'd 381hp! but never got a chance to see the difference between that and the new gen m3's!!
but i think it would be very close !
What makes you think a 381 BHP car would stand a chance with a 414 BHP car?

You'd have no chance at keeping up at higher speeds, power to weight means very little over 80mph.

POWER!


DMC2

1,885 posts

218 months

Saturday 4th December 2010
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Porscheplayer said:
TopazDetailing said:
The CSL would definitely run rings around the E92! but im not to sure on straight line speed! I had a CSL with a DMS remap that dyno'd 381hp! but never got a chance to see the difference between that and the new gen m3's!!
but i think it would be very close !
What makes you think a 381 BHP car would stand a chance with a 414 BHP car?

You'd have no chance at keeping up at higher speeds, power to weight means very little over 80mph.

POWER!
erm... cornerspeed? Handling?

M3 CSL lap of Nordschleife - 7.50.00

M3 (E92) lap of Nordschleife - 8.05.00

Nuff said.


Porscheplayer

381 posts

197 months

Sunday 5th December 2010
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DMC2 said:
Porscheplayer said:
TopazDetailing said:
The CSL would definitely run rings around the E92! but im not to sure on straight line speed! I had a CSL with a DMS remap that dyno'd 381hp! but never got a chance to see the difference between that and the new gen m3's!!
but i think it would be very close !
What makes you think a 381 BHP car would stand a chance with a 414 BHP car?

You'd have no chance at keeping up at higher speeds, power to weight means very little over 80mph.

POWER!
erm... cornerspeed? Handling?


M3 CSL lap of Nordschleife - 7.50.00

M3 (E92) lap of Nordschleife - 8.05.00

Nuff said.
TopazDetailing wondered if a 381 BHP car would be faster than a 414 BHP car in a straight line, not round a track, of course the CSL is faster, as he says, but that wasn't in dispute, do try and keep up old chap

compocon

137 posts

171 months

Friday 10th December 2010
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Porscheplayer said:
What makes you think a 381 BHP car would stand a chance with a 414 BHP car?

You'd have no chance at keeping up at higher speeds, power to weight means very little over 80mph.

POWER!
Oh dear rolleyes

Porscheplayer

381 posts

197 months

Sunday 12th December 2010
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compocon said:
Porscheplayer said:
What makes you think a 381 BHP car would stand a chance with a 414 BHP car?

You'd have no chance at keeping up at higher speeds, power to weight means very little over 80mph.

POWER!
Oh dear rolleyes
Oh dear yourself rolleyes

TopazD

16 posts

168 months

Monday 13th December 2010
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I think due to the fact that the CSL is considerably lighter than the M3, it would gain from the instant go and create a gap!, i am sure the M3 would then start to climb back but the question is - would it climb back enough to go past!. In my opinion i don't think so. smile

shim

2,050 posts

215 months

Tuesday 14th December 2010
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my 355bhp CSL will smoke an E92 M3 on most circuits for sure

Cheburator mk2

3,066 posts

206 months

Wednesday 15th December 2010
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Let's start again...

On any track, the CSL is undoubtedly quicker than the V8 M3.

On a straight bit of road, the CSL driver would need powerful binoculars so he can read the V8 M3's rear number plate... The V8 M3 is embarrassingly quick for a lardy arse.

compocon

137 posts

171 months

Wednesday 15th December 2010
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Cheburator mk2 said:
Let's start again...

On any track, the CSL is undoubtedly quicker than the V8 M3.

On a straight bit of road, the CSL driver would need powerful binoculars so he can read the V8 M3's rear number plate... The V8 M3 is embarrassingly quick for a lardy arse.
Identical power to weight ratio and same 0.33 drag coeffient so no, you're not going to need binoculars. They are going to be extrememly similar and small variables will make the difference.


This of course assumes the CSL is in the lightest configuration and the drivers are of approx equal weight.


Cheburator mk2

3,066 posts

206 months

Wednesday 15th December 2010
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compocon said:
Cheburator mk2 said:
identical power to weight ratio and same 0.33 drag coeffient so no, you're not going to need binoculars. They are going to be extrememly similar and small variables will make the difference.


This of course assumes the CSL is in the lightest configuration and the drivers are of approx equal weight.
Dunno whether you have seen it first hand, but I passengered in a DMS-ed CSL at the Ring, which followed a DCT M3 on the GP main straight. Both cars were side by side at the start and rolling in 3d gear, and went for it, by the end of the straight the V8 was 4 car lengths ahead... That is pretty significant in my book, but each to their own...

For the record, I don't like the new M3 and would have a CSL over one in a heart beat. Unfortunately a 5mth old baby and the wife dictate that it would have to be an E61 M5 Touring. Now, that is a A LOT quicker than either a CSL or V8 M3 in a straight line :P but also the subject to a completely different discussion...