Sulk - melted!

[edmundo]

Got home from work today to find my toy has been melted.

Some scrotes dumped a stolen car in the car park at my flat and torched it. That would be bad enough except that my lovely M5 (which I've had for a month) was parked next to it - though fortunately 1 space away. All the exterior trim on the passenger side is now in pretty melted patterns over the doors and the wing mirror looks like an old womans boob (I have no point of refernce for this ), can't tell if the paint is ruined as it needs a serious wash.
Amazingly all of the electrics still work, lights etc etc, but god damn I'm annoyed.

Rant over! Nothing to see here... Move along...

[rassi]

That is a very moderate reaction. I would certainly have used a number of these, had it happened to me!

[edmundo]

If I'd happened upon the scrotes, you might have seen a somewhat more effervesant reaction.

I think they fell officer. Repeatedly. Into each other.

[E38]

Hopefully its just plastic damage, trim and mirrors shouldn't be too much trouble to replace.
Surprised its not scorched tbh....

[dazren]

Scum, hope the perps die a long and painful death.