Have you ever seen a CV like this?

[Somewhatfoolish]

Someone forwarded me this donkeys ago, not sure of the origin of it.

Decided to upload it onto net. Take a look: http://pdfcast.org/pdf/amusing-cv

Unfortunately it hasn't converted into an online viewer properly, and you really need to get past page 1... so download it and you'll see why.

Comments?

[PintOfKittens]

Swimsuit model for Nissan? LOL.

[Gargamel]

Always a great idea to list potential lawsuits you have pending

[Somewhatfoolish]

Not noticed it yet then...

[speedchick]

I'm pretty sure that if I had been doing escort stuff, I would find something else to call it before I listed it on my CV

[Whirlwind]

Perhaps she was applying for another escort/S&M position.

[Gargamel]

Somewhatfoolish said:

Not noticed it yet then...

No I did see it, in fact I think she applied to a PA role I was hiring for my firm about 18 months ago, I wanted to interview her at once.....

Just love the idea of actually writing on your CV, left due to sexual harrassment. Just screams hire me hire me...

Doesn't beat Big Reg though, but sadl I can't find my copy of his CV otherwise I'd post it

[cazzer]

Gargamel said:

Somewhatfoolish said:

Not noticed it yet then...

No I did see it, in fact I think she applied to a PA role I was hiring for my firm about 18 months ago, I wanted to interview her at once.....

Just love the idea of actually writing on your CV, left due to sexual harrassment. Just screams hire me hire me...

Doesn't beat Big Reg though, but sadl I can't find my copy of his CV otherwise I'd post it

Have you not got to page 2?
Where she worked in a legalised brothel and did lapdancing too?

[SlimRick]

Was hoping for a few more pics on Facebook, but they're not public. Anyone going to volunteer to "Friend" her?

[Gargamel]

Ideally for an investment bank in client relations

[Waterfield]

Was this the one which I linked you? The Red Swastika highschool person?

She has a website and everything.

[Somewhatfoolish]

Your memory is deficient, I linked you to it!

[Mr Gearchange]

It looks like she shagged people in her role as an escort - who offered her a job - then she was surprised to suffer sexual harrasment.

I love her honesty - I'd give her one (a job)

[Waterfield]

Somewhatfoolish said:

Your memory is deficient, I linked you to it!

negative, I was on the student room forums ages ago and I sent it to you...

that and the ubs guy who made a video of himself playing tennis and lifting weights while interviewing himself

[shakotan]

SlimRick said:

Was hoping for a few more pics on Facebook, but they're not public. Anyone going to volunteer to "Friend" her?

You can't even make a friend request. Her profile is shut tight.

[Somewhatfoolish]

Waterfield said:

Somewhatfoolish said:

Your memory is deficient, I linked you to it!

negative, I was on the student room forums ages ago and I sent it to you...

that and the ubs guy who made a video of himself playing tennis and lifting weights while interviewing himself

No I'm definitely right because I recall exactly who sent me it and have gone to the effort of finding the original so you're wrong pooface!

[Somewhatfoolish]

I would like to point out to all and sundry that I have now taken this up with Waterfield on msn and they concede my correctness

[Martial Arts Man]

I had a CV arrive yesterday written entirley in the 3rd person.

"Jimmy is as comfortable working in a team etc"

Really brightened up my morning (before I threw it in the bin!).

[Original Poster]

Martial Arts Man said:

I had a CV arrive yesterday written entirley in the 3rd person.

"Jimmy is as comfortable working in a team etc"

Really brightened up my morning (before I threw it in the bin!).

That's quite common and nothing wrong with it IMO as long as it is consistent with being written in 3rd person.

[Martial Arts Man]

Original Poster said:

Martial Arts Man said:

I had a CV arrive yesterday written entirley in the 3rd person.

"Jimmy is as comfortable working in a team etc"

Really brightened up my morning (before I threw it in the bin!).

That's quite common and nothing wrong with it IMO as long as it is consistent with being written in 3rd person.

Seriously?

I've never come across one before in 10 years of business.

Seems a little egomaniacal to me....I guess it just goes to show you never know the person who's reading your cv.