What should I have written on my race seat?

What should I have written on my race seat?

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StratosGirl

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244 posts

203 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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Hi,
Long-time lurker here so please be kind smile

I do track days in my MX-5 and until now I have been using the standard car seats but frankly, they are knackered and give me no feedback.

I've chosen a bucket seat which I am about to order. By default, the manufacturer's name is sewn onto the headrest of the seat. However, the colour of the logo clashes with the car. Happily, they offer an embroidery service so they will write anything you want on there in any colour instead.

I'm going to include my name but I'm considering adding a funny / interesting slogan too - something like 'this way up' biggrin
I've never actually rolled the car though, slid backwards out of a hairpin a couple of times but never all the way over!

I may regret this but any ideas on a tagline? smile




Welshbeef

49,633 posts

204 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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If in doubt flat out.

McRae RIP.

StratosGirl

Original Poster:

244 posts

203 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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Welshbeef said:
If in doubt flat out.

McRae RIP.
I love that and if I was getting two seats, I was seriously considering getting 'If in doubt...' on one and '...flat out' on the other but I'm only getting one.


StratosGirl

Original Poster:

244 posts

203 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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fesuvious said:
who says you need balls to go fast
Lol, I wish I was faster!

tuscan_raider

310 posts

153 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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If you can read this, I have fallen out

Place arse here


Mr MXT

7,706 posts

289 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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Toni on one, Guy on the other.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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This is a seat. But not a Seat Leon.

Gary C

13,033 posts

185 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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"dominate the stairs"

or

"sausage lawn"

StratosGirl

Original Poster:

244 posts

203 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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laugh

Thanks, guys. Knew a hairdressing reference would come up!

Gary C

13,033 posts

185 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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Mr MXT said:
Toni on one, Guy on the other.
Oh, I get it now !

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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How about a reference to you profile pic?

'I have a black pussy between my legs'

Turn7

24,073 posts

227 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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funkyrobot said:
How about a reference to you profile pic?

'I have a black pussy between my legs'
I KNEW that was going to happen.... hehe

anonymous-user

60 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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If you ever plan to sell it, nothing.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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Turn7 said:
funkyrobot said:
How about a reference to you profile pic?

'I have a black pussy between my legs'
I KNEW that was going to happen.... hehe
Great minds think alike. hehe

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

234 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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jsf said:
If you ever plan to sell it, nothing.
Bit silly actually writing 'nothing'.

StratosGirl

Original Poster:

244 posts

203 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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laugh

Forgot about the profile pic! Needless to say... I will not be writing that on my race seat smile

Good point about selling it but given that I am a short-arse, not many people will fit in the seat anyway! It is the tiniest version that they sell. My two normal-sized (male) mates who were with me when I went to look at the seats could not fit into it.

anonymous-user

60 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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StratosGirl said:
laugh

Forgot about the profile pic! Needless to say... I will not be writing that on my race seat smile

Good point about selling it but given that I am a short-arse, not many people will fit in the seat anyway! It is the tiniest version that they sell. My two normal-sized (male) mates who were with me when I went to look at the seats could not fit into it.
In that case, how about short-arse. biggrin

Lt. Coulomb

202 posts

60 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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”WATCH THIS”

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

204 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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What about the engine config?

V8 “Power” or I6 etc

How about “Petrolhead”

Spare tyre

10,175 posts

136 months

Sunday 12th January 2020
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I like turtles