Nurburgring in a Cerbera - What could possibly go wrong?

Nurburgring in a Cerbera - What could possibly go wrong?

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Byff

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4,427 posts

267 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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T-2 days until the off.

Im now well prepared for my 1400 mile round trip to the Green Hell on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. The cars been checked over and other than a kaput speedo, the Cerbera is ready to haul it's 19yr old ass off to Germany. The tyres have loads of tread, all 4 matching Rainsport 3's as it is September after all, lots of meat on EBC pads and healthy discs. Reasonable big tool kit in the boot, few spare parts but mainly tiewraps, rope and ducktape.

I've purchased ADAC breakdown cover, insurance from bengotravel.co.uk/track-day-insurance and a bag full of essential items for driving in Europe.

Things I've to do tomorrow, get some Euro's, phone bank/credit card people, pack bag with car documents and a few clothes.

Checked the Nordschleife opening times, read the safety rules, checked out Bridge to Gantry website and vids (really good video of a 2016 first lap guide), scared myself silly watching too many crash videos and played a bit Gran Turismo on the PSP.

So I think I'm more or less ready but for one thing....

Is there an ettiquette to asking for passenger rides? When I first get there, i'll be too tired to drive the track myself (15hrs driving to get there) but a pax lap or two would be very beneficial. Do you just ask every random person in the carpark or is there a specific area where your chances are improved?

I've also broke the trip down to three points -

1) Will the Cerbera get me there?
2) Will the Cerbera play nicely on the ring?
3) Will the Cerbera get me home?

If it does fail, will it be

1) Engine blows up
2) Gearbox blows up
3) Wheels/bearings/brakes fall off
4) Catastrophic failure of wiring loom and the car melts into a plastic fireball.

If anyone wants to chat and assuming I get there, please come over - I'd love to discuss just how petrified I am.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

202 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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With regards to passenger laps, I always offer to use my ring card charged with laps if I'm the one asking. It's not always necessary but I think it's polite and has never seen me refused.

BobToc

1,850 posts

123 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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That's a really brilliantly obvious suggestion now you've mentioned it. Thanks a lot, if I ever get there I'll do the same.

Byff

Original Poster:

4,427 posts

267 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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That's a great suggestion.

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E-bmw

9,870 posts

158 months

Sunday 4th September 2016
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Like you say, simple & a good idea, who could refuse someone willing to stump up for a lap, even if you refuse to take it you would take them on board.

Byff

Original Poster:

4,427 posts

267 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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T-11hrs till the off.

Got my bag packed, money sorted and car loaded up.

As I'm doing TF sessions (I'm hoping mid-week will be quiet), I've read that instructors are not permitted. So I'm probably looking to see if anyone can do a "navigator" role.

I'm staying in Haus Pit Lane and they offer some sort of service (not sure what yet) and will probably use them if I can unless anyone can suggest an alternative?

Bazzon

40 posts

197 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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it will be fine,

My T350 Made it all the way there and back in May, did 4 laps, seemed happy enough, brilliant weekend.

003 by Adrian Barron, on Flickr

racetracker_1553046_22574 by Adrian Barron, on Flickr

gruffalo

7,665 posts

232 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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It will be fine, takes my Cerbera to Spa loads of times, spend two days thrashing it round the track and then driven home without any drama.

It is what they were made for.

sx187

32 posts

98 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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Info regarding the instructors please. More than likely just another Ring Riddle,just ignore it as a proper instructor will help you stay out of trouble and enjoy the road course even more;)

B3NNL

1,056 posts

174 months

Monday 5th September 2016
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They do noise checks there you know.
They just laughed when I pulled up in mine, it is a tad on the loud side mind.
Just a thought thats all...

Byff

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4,427 posts

267 months

Tuesday 6th September 2016
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It got me here at least, unfortunately, some old bugger rear ended me in the line to board the Eurotunnel train. No damage to the bodywork, but the exhaust has, over the course of the journey, become more noticeably blowing. I've got here and the thing sounds like a tank now.

Hopefully, I'll find some accommodating mechanic that can give it the once over in the morning.

Even with the blow, it's still not nearly as loud as some of the exotica going round this evening, so hopefully it will sneak through in ninja mode hehe

sx187

32 posts

98 months

Tuesday 6th September 2016
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Go to see Kurt at KFZ Romes in Dottingham.
He will sort you out and is one of best in the area.Charges are very resonable as well.
Just tell him the guy with the black z sent you.;)

sx187

32 posts

98 months

Tuesday 6th September 2016
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Shame about the Clio!

Adenauer

18,664 posts

242 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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Changed your login again then, Terry? laugh

Byff

Original Poster:

4,427 posts

267 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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Exhaust fixed for €10. The clamps had come loose on the cats so an easy fix.

Adenauer

18,664 posts

242 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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Byff, what colour's your car?

The missus should be out later taking pictures at Wehrseifen so I'll tell her to keep an eye out for you thumbup

Byff

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4,427 posts

267 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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It's black, should be pretty easy to pick out from the dozens of Porsches that are here. I'll give her a wave if I spot her.

Adenauer

18,664 posts

242 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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Byff said:
It's black, should be pretty easy to pick out from the dozens of Porsches that are here. I'll give her a wave if I spot her.
She'll be standing on the outside of the corner where the Marshals usually stand.

I'll post it up here tomorrow if you make it round that far. biggrin

She'll be there until half six.

Byff

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4,427 posts

267 months

Wednesday 7th September 2016
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The Cerbera survived four laps, two driving like a granny and two quite quick. I shelled out for an instructor today and he helped me get to grips with the track - loads of crashes, witnessed a GT3 nearly rear end a mustang and a BMW totally lost it at Flugplatz.

I saw two photographers, but couldn't wave cos I'd have crashed hehe

The Cerbera has attracted loads of attention, lots of people wanting photos etc and they're amazed when I let them sit in it, think I've made a few people's day smile