Wally of the week award.....

[breamster]

...goes to me!

I did and wheelie to impress the kids with clipless pedals. I'm sure the rest is obvious.

Currently sat in A and E with a waiting time of 5 hrs. I'm sure I'm just bruised but it bloody hurts!!!

What other stupid cycling related acts of stupidity are you willing to share? Keep me amused as I have some time to kill!

[Mr E]

Rode past a line of cars at the lights. Pulled into the cycle box.
Very cool, trackstanding in clips for about 90 seconds.

Lights changed. I tried to ride away and buggered it up. Gently toppled sideways, got my foot trapped.

The bloke in the car behind had to get out and help me get untangled. While crying with laughter.

Not my finest hour.

[bd02]

Demonstrating to my children how to descend a flight of concrete steps on a BMX

[breamster]

bd02 said:

Demonstrating to my children how to descend a flight of concrete steps on a BMX

Bloomin ouch. That does look bad.

[nammynake]

Mountain biking in Les Gets. Went to roll over a tabletop and realised at the last moment it was a gap jump. Instinctively pulled the brakes and landed in a heap at the bottom. Three weeks in a Swiss hospital with split kidney.