A bit of commuting advice, please...
Discussion
Morning all,
On my cycle commute this morning I was going down a narrow Devon lane, which I rarely see a single car on. I quite like my commute. Anyway, I became aware of a car behind me, but there wasn't a lot I could do, so just carried on, knowing the road would widen shortly to enable the car to pass. When the road widened for a short moment, I was a little surprised when the car came tearing past me since it wasn't well sighted. The road narrowed, and unfortunately there was another car coming the other way. Both stopped sharply, and tried to work out who needed to reverse to the nearest field gate.
Whilst they were deciding, I cycled past both of them, and got a nod from the driver coming the other way, which seemed to accept that both him and the other car had to solve their problem, but there was no reason for me to be further held up. In fact, by having me out the way, it was easier to sort out their problem. Yet when the car passed me again further up the road, where it was much wider, it gave me a fairly angry peep on the horn.
I feel aggrieved.
The car that was impatient in passing me was sign written with the name of a company offering beauty treatments. Certainly a one-person outfit, which seems to offer things like cryo-fat freezing, skin peels and cavitation, (whatever that is). The owner/operator seems to be what you might describe as "milfy" and whilst she doesn't offer anal bleaching, she does offer cryo-ass-fat sessions, which would still let her get up close and personal with my hairy ass. (There may be a more professional name for the procedure.)
My questions are two-fold:
On my cycle commute this morning I was going down a narrow Devon lane, which I rarely see a single car on. I quite like my commute. Anyway, I became aware of a car behind me, but there wasn't a lot I could do, so just carried on, knowing the road would widen shortly to enable the car to pass. When the road widened for a short moment, I was a little surprised when the car came tearing past me since it wasn't well sighted. The road narrowed, and unfortunately there was another car coming the other way. Both stopped sharply, and tried to work out who needed to reverse to the nearest field gate.
Whilst they were deciding, I cycled past both of them, and got a nod from the driver coming the other way, which seemed to accept that both him and the other car had to solve their problem, but there was no reason for me to be further held up. In fact, by having me out the way, it was easier to sort out their problem. Yet when the car passed me again further up the road, where it was much wider, it gave me a fairly angry peep on the horn.
I feel aggrieved.
The car that was impatient in passing me was sign written with the name of a company offering beauty treatments. Certainly a one-person outfit, which seems to offer things like cryo-fat freezing, skin peels and cavitation, (whatever that is). The owner/operator seems to be what you might describe as "milfy" and whilst she doesn't offer anal bleaching, she does offer cryo-ass-fat sessions, which would still let her get up close and personal with my hairy ass. (There may be a more professional name for the procedure.)
My questions are two-fold:
- Should I pop a Viagra before I go?
- Anyone based in Devon want to go for a curry the night before?
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