My first cyclists vs motorists confrontation today.

My first cyclists vs motorists confrontation today.

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ChocolateFrog

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27,833 posts

179 months

Friday 21st June 2019
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Incoming cool story.

Coming to the end of a 45km cycle this afternoon and I'm about to join a line of cars waiting at a red light, just about to a stop and a car noses into the lane quite aggressively, his NSF corner is about 18in off my bike. Not sure if he was cutting up the car behind me but it was the first I was aware of it. Wait 30 secs and the lights change and the car edges even closer, i wave him away and get verbals and car horn. At this point I have a Red Bull moment and slap the side of his car which is now parallel to me and about a foot away, don't need to stretch to give him a love tap. Not big or clever I know, and I've never done it before, for some reason this guy got under my skin. Fully expecting a fight I stop and get off my bike to which he stops 20 yards ahead, then as with all cool stories he fks-off.

Full of adrenaline and a little disappointed I cycle the last km home.

Think I've covered a few of the PH stereotypes with that one.

numtumfutunch

4,840 posts

144 months

Friday 21st June 2019
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He is obviously a psycho and is in charge of a big metal death machine

I would have muttered 'wker' under my breath and let him do whatever he wanted to

Unless the traffic was gridlocked with no chance of him catching me after depositing a Cleveland Steamer on his bonnet

Possibly

You meet tossers in all walks of life

Play the averages game and dont go looking for trouble

I genuinely believe in Karma

Cheers


ChocolateFrog

Original Poster:

27,833 posts

179 months

Friday 21st June 2019
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numtumfutunch said:
He is obviously a psycho and is in charge of a big metal death machine

I would have muttered 'wker' under my breath and let him do whatever he wanted to

Unless the traffic was gridlocked with no chance of him catching me after depositing a Cleveland Steamer on his bonnet

Possibly

You meet tossers in all walks of life

Play the averages game and dont go looking for trouble

I genuinely believe in Karma

Cheers
Aye, my wave gesture to give me a little bit more room wasn't as bad as mouthing wker.

I even wear my PH Jersey on most rides in the hope they see the mutual respect.

Meh, was quite funny when he stopped and I went marching over in PH heavily built company director style and he drove off.