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Bbunter

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122 posts

145 months

Saturday 27th September 2014
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The weather was fantastic down my way today. I decided to go for a long (160 mile) ride. I hit some sharp crap on the road about 3/4 into the ride and had to stick a new tube in the rear tyre. It took about 15 minutes, which would have screwed my timings up enough to lose useful daylight before I'd reached civilisation on the return, so I aborted and turned back. To save even more time, I decided to go 'route 1' on the return. This took me down the A34. That was without doubt the dumbest idea I've had in many a long year. I made it, in one piece. Luck not judgement. What's the dumbest thing you've done on a bike this year?

ALawson

8,054 posts

280 months

Saturday 27th September 2014
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Decided to not cycle through a ford, which I later found out was about 9 inches deep, instead I cycled across the walkway over the stream. The small concrete ramp was ok, but the three damp sleepers provided no traction. Cue me going side ways into a 2ft deep section of said stream.

160miles, good effort. Would 15mins really made much difference?

Ponk

1,382 posts

221 months

Saturday 27th September 2014
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I tried to draft a scooter to get over to a group whilst riding a french sportive a few weeks ago. Good fun trying but it didn't offer the wind protection I expected. biggrin

Bbunter

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122 posts

145 months

Saturday 27th September 2014
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ALawson said:
Decided to not cycle through a ford, which I later found out was about 9 inches deep, instead I cycled across the walkway over the stream. The small concrete ramp was ok, but the three damp sleepers provided no traction. Cue me going side ways into a 2ft deep section of said stream.

160miles, good effort. Would 15mins really made much difference?
It was more the fact I could only get 70 psi in the tube from a gas pump. It screwed my speed up badly / felt horrible. The changing of the tube, in itself, wasn't the issue.

Bbunter

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122 posts

145 months

Saturday 27th September 2014
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Ponk said:
I tried to draft a scooter to get over to a group whilst riding a french sportive a few weeks ago. Good fun trying but it didn't offer the wind protection I expected. biggrin
You need something a bit more solid to be fair. Panel vans work a treat.

shouldbworking

4,801 posts

241 months

Saturday 27th September 2014
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Jumped a berm to meet the adjoining fire road rather than taking the flat exit out of the berm to get onto it.

There was a 6ft drainage ditch hiding behind the berm. Broken humerus, 6 weeks off work, missed most of the summer and will be lucky if I'm back to having normal usage of the arm by christmas.

Bbunter

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122 posts

145 months

Saturday 27th September 2014
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shouldbworking said:
Jumped a berm to meet the adjoining fire road rather than taking the flat exit out of the berm to get onto it.

There was a 6ft drainage ditch hiding behind the berm. Broken humerus, 6 weeks off work, missed most of the summer and will be lucky if I'm back to having normal usage of the arm by christmas.
Ouch! Hope you recover okay.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

178 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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One from another perspective. I'm reframing my MTB down a size to an 18" frame. It's all going swimmingly well except I've ended up with a whopping amount of play in the headset bearings. I can't understand for the life of me how I've managed this as it's a straight swap & the components are all in very good shape.

Cue hours of head scratching, grunting, forcing stuff in, swapping bearings, crown races, the lot until eventually I end up stripping the star nut allen bolt & resigning myself to a trip to the lbs on Monday.

Then as an after thought, I wonder if I've done something the wrong way round. I eventually manage to undo the allen bolt by hammering a bigger allen key into it, loosen it a touch, undo the stem bolts, re tighten the star nut & then the stem. All sorted & my ride today is back on.

So, by doing up the stem bolts before the star nut, I effectively guaranteed the slack in the system.

It's only set me back an allen bolt, but nonetheless, what a thicky.

Bbunter

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122 posts

145 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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Justin Cyder said:
One from another perspective. I'm reframing my MTB down a size to an 18" frame. It's all going swimmingly well except I've ended up with a whopping amount of play in the headset bearings. I can't understand for the life of me how I've managed this as it's a straight swap & the components are all in very good shape.

Cue hours of head scratching, grunting, forcing stuff in, swapping bearings, crown races, the lot until eventually I end up stripping the star nut allen bolt & resigning myself to a trip to the lbs on Monday.

Then as an after thought, I wonder if I've done something the wrong way round. I eventually manage to undo the allen bolt by hammering a bigger allen key into it, loosen it a touch, undo the stem bolts, re tighten the star nut & then the stem. All sorted & my ride today is back on.

So, by doing up the stem bolts before the star nut, I effectively guaranteed the slack in the system.

It's only set me back an allen bolt, but nonetheless, what a thicky.
I've pulled a similar trick on my road bike. Tightened the crown without checking the stem first. Bingo, slack forks a go go.

964Cup

1,626 posts

266 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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shouldbworking said:
Jumped a berm to meet the adjoining fire road rather than taking the flat exit out of the berm to get onto it.

There was a 6ft drainage ditch hiding behind the berm. Broken humerus, 6 weeks off work, missed most of the summer and will be lucky if I'm back to having normal usage of the arm by christmas.
You have my sympathy. I did something similar on skis once; broke my back. Very fortunate to still have all my limbs working. Tend to check over the tops of rises quite carefully, these days, whatever my mode of transport.

Nimby

5,695 posts

179 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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Bbunter said:
What's the dumbest thing you've done on a bike this year?
Taking a couple of spare 26" inner tubes with me - on my new 29er.

TKF

6,232 posts

264 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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Drafting a tractor pulling a trailer. What's that coming off the back? Weird taste in my mouth. Oh fffffffuuuuu-

gazza285

11,137 posts

237 months

Sunday 28th September 2014
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I did the Three Peaks Cyclocross today.

ALawson

8,054 posts

280 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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TKF said:
Drafting a tractor pulling a trailer. What's that coming off the back? Weird taste in my mouth. Oh fffffffuuuuu-
hehe

TwistingMyMelon

6,508 posts

234 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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OP I feel your pain, came out on the A419 once on my bike, I could either ride 8 miles back where I came, or ride a mile down the DC to the next turning, I choose the latter! Blimey it was lethal and horrid on a broken up tarmac DC with everything brushing past ya!

Kell

1,708 posts

237 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Due to road closures on my normal route, I once decided that, as it was an A road, I'd go up along the elevated section of the A40 into Marylebone.

Not one of my finest ideas.

If the speed of the cars going past at 50* (*yeah right) wasn't enough, it was all the accumulated crap by the side of the road.

Bbunter

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122 posts

145 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Kell said:
Due to road closures on my normal route, I once decided that, as it was an A road, I'd go up along the elevated section of the A40 into Marylebone.

Not one of my finest ideas.

If the speed of the cars going past at 50* (*yeah right) wasn't enough, it was all the accumulated crap by the side of the road.
I was doing a dummy run of the ride I attempted on Saturday, a few weeks back (Southampton to Oxford and back again), I was just seeing what sort of time it would take to do it, as the estimated times given by the map apps seem to be based on a slow paced / worse case scenario, which is fair enough. I didn't have enough time to do the full ride on that occasion, so I stopped at Newbury, then came back by the scenic route (through Highclear, then down to Andover / Stockbridge / Romsey).
However, I took the wrong road at Andover, and ended up doing 1 mile on the A303 westbound. That was worse than 25 miles on the A34.

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Done a very similar thing, riding from Peterborough to London this weekend I thought the A505 from Royston to Stevenage was a good call. It wasn't and all I could think was "this is how cyclists die" on repeat.


Hackney

7,429 posts

237 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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WinstonWolf said:
Done a very similar thing, riding from Peterborough to London this weekend I thought the A505 from Royston to Stevenage was a good call. It wasn't and all I could think was "this is how cyclists die" on repeat.
I've done Cambridge to London several times and have a route that avoids major roads... ie turns off the A10 before it gets really busy and ends up in Barnet.
Let me know and I'll send you the route.

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Yeah, that would be cool thumbup I think I've figured an alternative that heads out round Biggleswade that looks quite nice. That said, it was on my bucket list so I might not do it again smile