Lots Of Trouble etc............

[powercam]

I have to say if there is one thing that winds me up, it is people offering their slanted opinion on something thay know absolutely nothing about.In this instance I am referring to people who enjoy chanting out to me the LOTUS acronym; 'Lots Of Trouble Usualy Serious'This is said with a smug look on their face. It is usualy preceeded by the words, 'well you know what they say'. I'm afraid to saty that I have started cutting them off at the 'you know what they say' bit and responding..... yes, Lots Of Talk Usualy Stupid.This seems to take the wind out of their sales a bit.I would really like to think of a better acronym for LOTUS that sums up the car.I mean one so good that it replaces the derogatory one! Any word smiths out there?

Colin

[LotusV8]

Lord Of The Univited Sezuire

[karmavore]

Like Orgasming To Unexpected Sex
Lotus Owners Touch Unbelievable Speeds
Lovely Owners Tear Up Streets
Lots Of Tits Users See
Lotus Offers Their Users Smiles
Lotus Offers Their Users Satisfaction
Laughing Owners Turn Up Smiling

[powercam]

Lotus Owners Touch Unbelievable Speeds is definitely getting there!

[karmavore]

Laughing Owners Touch Unbelievable Speeds?

[1984Turbo]

I had a shirt embroidered with
Life On The Ultimate Side
M

[superdave]

1984Turbo said: I had a shirt embroidered with
Life On The Ultimate Side
M

That's a good one. I'll remember that one.

cheers,


Dave Walters

[jconsta6]

karmavore said: Like Orgasming
Lots Of Tits Users See

Funny that - I posted a message on the yahoo group about when I had a group of girls all, ahem, get them out for the Lotus!! - So I like that one! Sadly the missus was with me otherwise I'd have stopped to thank them all (the girls not the t*ts) personally..

Lots Of Torque Used Sensibly
Lots Of Tits Usually Shown
Lots Of Traction Up's Speed
Loads Of Traction - Unrivaled Speed.
Lots Of Taste - Uniquely Sexy!
Or One to echo Mr Chapman :
Loss Of Tonnage = Upped Speed!

My 2p worth!

Cheers,