Swimming- the politics in the pool- why am I being bullied?

[OzzyR1]

Nothing to do with the pool per se, in all of life's situations some people are just cts

[GKP]

Just start to pee as he gets closer and make him swim in your yellowy wake.





eta: spooling

Edited by GKP on Saturday 7th November 10:01

[Road Pest]

Poor.

[rlw]

You are clearly too slow and should not be in the grown up pool.

[Mr Gearchange]

GKP said:

Just start to pee as he gets closer and make him swim in your yellowy wake.

Or why not hold his head under the water next time he bumps into you? When you let him come up for air poke him in the eyes and dunk him under again

[thetrash]

Start doing breast stroke as he approaches and crack him hard with your elbow.It's doesn't matter where you hit him as he'll get the message

[Pesty]

hora said:

So, I reproach him- no eye contact nothing. He just carries on churning away.

He probably does not know what that means try telling him to F off next time


oh and break into his locker steal all his clothes.

[GKP]

Put a dent in his yellow Boxster.

[Halb]

Go for the good old pool wedgie

[Steamer]

Pesty said:

oh and break into his locker steal all his clothes.

Thats far too much like hard work & incriminating.

You've faced up to him, asked him properly - so you've done the right thing.

But it didnt sink in. So stick a paper clip in the barrel of his locker... then make sure you are standing in reception when the dripping / shivering idiot has to ask for help.

Its not nice... but neither his he by the sounds of it.

Failing that, I'd vote for the 'wake of wee' option

[AndrewW-G]

Stand at one end of the pool, as he swims up to you, grab him by the scruff of the neck and keep his head underwater for a few seconds.

[Pesty]

Steamer said:

Pesty said:

oh and break into his locker steal all his clothes.

Thats far too much like hard work & incriminating.

Failing that, I'd vote for the 'wake of wee' option

ok I'll meet your half way. Piss in his locker

[911motorsport]

I have found that a degree of caution should be excercised as it is difficult to assess their size in the pool. Very loudly fronting up to someone who, on exiting the pool, stands at 6'10" and about 25 stone can prove to be very embarrassing. Particularly in front of a packed seating area and a couple of attendants.

[mickk]

Nick his Speedos and remove the S from the logo.

[Puggit]

Just keep bumping in to him - he'll soon get the message that you are not to be bullied out of the way.

[Ayahuasca]

Exit the pool, grap that long-handled net they always have lying around, place it over the swimmer's head (childhood practice at 'hook a duck' will have prepared you for this) and gently waft him around the pool at the end of your long pole.

[sday12]

Curl one out in his gym bag, he's get the message.

[Si 330]

This is piston heads you shouldn't be in a public pool, you should really have your own.

[Rex Ironstone]

GKP said:

Put a dent in his yellow Boxster.

ahaha you made me lol

[H_Kan]

I think a multi point plan of action is needed:

1) Piss in front of him, he probably won't notice, but personally satisfying.

2) Crack him with your elbow as he goes past.

3) If he still hasn't got the message, accidentally jump into the pool to start swimming. However time the jump so you land on the fecker.

4) Perhaps finish with some vbrj