T20 & ODI's - Oz tour of Pommyland continues... (non PC ver)

[HSVGTSCoupe]

Groundhog day...

Well.... being the glutton for punishment that I am, there's no time like the present to kick off a thread about the next installment of smelly, soap dodging pom vs theiving convict scum banter that we all know and love (well most of us anyway). For the more gentlemanly folk please start a "PC ver" so nobody gets upset with the toungue in cheek fun that we always get into.

We convicts have some pride to salvage so lets hope it's a good contest and not a one-sided (OK, thats a lie again - I hope we flog you!)

BRING IT

[pkitchen]

HSVGTSCoupe said:

Groundhog day...

Well.... being the glutton for punishment that I am, there's no time like the present to kick off a thread about the next installment of smelly, soap dodging pom vs theiving convict scum banter that we all know and love (well most of us anyway). For the more gentlemanly folk please start a "PC ver" so nobody gets upset with the toungue in cheek fun that we always get into.

We convicts have some pride to salvage so lets hope it's a good contest and not a one-sided (OK, thats a lie again - I hope we flog you!)

BRING IT

Well we might have to let you win something.......... Oh no we fking don't.

[MaxAndRuby]

Do you think Michael Clarke will cherish his "Npower Medal"?

[anonymous-user]

Fixtures here.

August

28 ODI v Scotland, Edinburgh
Play starts at 1045 BST

30 1st Twenty20 international, Old Trafford
Play starts at 1430 BST


September

1 2nd Twenty20 international, Old Trafford (d/n)
Play starts at 1900 BST


4 1st ODI, The Oval (d/n)
Play starts at 1300 BST

6 2nd ODI, Lord's
Play starts at 1015 BST

9 3rd ODI, Rose Bowl (d/n)
Play starts at 1430 BST

12 4th ODI, Lord's
Play starts at 1015 BST

15 5th ODI, Trent Bridge (d/n)
Play starts at 1430 BST

17 6th ODI, Trent Bridge (d/n)
Play starts at 1430 BST

20 7th ODI, Chester-le-Street
Play starts at 1015 BST

[anonymous-user]

So first for Australia is the crunch match against Scotland.

Scotland who were recently savaged by ODI giant killers Ireland,

Scotland: 109 (40.3 overs)
Ireland: 205-9 (50.0 overs)
Ireland beat Scotland by 96 runs

Will be looking for a good win against Australia before the players have to go back to school for the new term.

[HSVGTSCoupe]

el stovey said:

So first for Australia is the crunch match against Scotland.

Scotland who were recently savaged by ODI giant killers Ireland,

Scotland: 109 (40.3 overs)
Ireland: 205-9 (50.0 overs)
Ireland beat Scotland by 96 runs

Will be looking for a good win against Australia before the players have to go back to school for the new term.

Could be worse... we could have had to play the real GIANT killers
HOLLAND
(never gets old )

[968]

HSVGTSCoupe said:

el stovey said:

So first for Australia is the crunch match against Scotland.

Scotland who were recently savaged by ODI giant killers Ireland,

Scotland: 109 (40.3 overs)
Ireland: 205-9 (50.0 overs)
Ireland beat Scotland by 96 runs

Will be looking for a good win against Australia before the players have to go back to school for the new term.

Could be worse... we could have had to play the real GIANT killers
HOLLAND
(never gets old )

LoL. Don't discount Ireland though, as pakistanis will say!

[unrepentant]

el stovey said:

So first for Australia is the crunch match against Scotland.

Scotland who were recently savaged by ODI giant killers Ireland,

Scotland: 109 (40.3 overs)
Ireland: 205-9 (50.0 overs)
Ireland beat Scotland by 96 runs

Will be looking for a good win against Australia before the players have to go back to school for the new term.

In fairness Ireland are a decent side. I would expect them to thump the sweaties.

If the cons don't beat the sweaties by 10 wickets / 250 runs they will look liks an even bigger bunch of whinging pansies than they do now.

[HSVGTSCoupe]

Sounds like Pup has to lead the subdued Aussie lads for the ODI/T20 games. Punter arrived back here lastnight.

[unrepentant]

HSVGTSCoupe said:

Sounds like Pup has to lead the subdued Aussie lads for the ODI/T20 games. Punter arrived back here lastnight.

Yeah Punters gone home for six of the best and a good telling off. And after Rianna's finished with him the board of Cricket Australia want a word too....

[Bing o]

102/4 against the Paddies, 9 ball Bopara duck - at least his batting is consisitent....

[HSVGTSCoupe]

unrepentant said:

HSVGTSCoupe said:

Sounds like Pup has to lead the subdued Aussie lads for the ODI/T20 games. Punter arrived back here lastnight.

Yeah Punters gone home for six of the best and a good telling off.

down to Port Arthur where it all started probably!

[Gargamel]

Dreadful Scorecard from England - Collingwood should have bossed the game.

137/7 after 40 overs !

Horrow show

[pkitchen]

Gargamel said:

Dreadful Scorecard from England - Collingwood should have bossed the game.

137/7 after 40 overs !

Horrow show

203-9 can only assume the wicket is difficult, if not that is a piss poor show

[HSVGTSCoupe]

hmmmm.. seems the "luck of the Irish" was with the poms this time round huh? Close finish - pretty good effort by the Leprachauns (sp)

[mouseymousey]

You know you've played badly when Shah is your best bowler!

Jocks v Cons tomorrow, I hope both sides lose

[unrepentant]

mouseymousey said:

You know you've played badly when Shah is your best bowler!

Jocks v Cons tomorrow, I hope both sides lose

Yeah that's a win/win situation.

[Gargamel]

Slow wicket, not our A team and clearly they didn't want to be there.

A professional win, but made it look like hard work.

[HSVGTSCoupe]

Gargamel said:

not our A team and clearly they didn't want to be there.

Thats what we said when our Ashes squad left for the UK... turns out it was our A team after all

[HSVGTSCoupe]

that's good - at least we kicked that banana skin into the stratosphere