If you were offered £10,000...

[Republik]

...to fight Brock Lesnar inside the octagon. Would you do it?

[ShadownINja]

£10k, whether I win or lose? Ok! (PS Can you call the ambulance for me now?)

[Republik]

£10k regardless. Usual UFC rules apply.

[Fittster]

If I get disqualified for running away like a girl do I still get 10K?

[snowy slopes]

Republik said:

...to fight Brock Lesnar inside the octagon. Would you do it?

Hell no! He would turn me inside out, upside down, and generally do to me what i do to crisp packets! The only way i would go anyway near him in the octagon, is with loaded gloves, i then may at least make him aware i had hit him!!!!!

[Republik]

Fittster said:

If I get disqualified for running away like a girl do I still get 10K?

Ha ha, afraid not. You at least have to square up to him and remain inside the octagon until we have a winner.

[ShadownINja]

Republik said:

Fittster said:

If I get disqualified for running away like a girl do I still get 10K?

Ha ha, afraid not. You at least have to square up to him and remain inside the octagon until we have a winner.

"Until we have a winner"... I like your optimism that it is possible that he might not win. Thanks for your faith in us.

[ShadownINja]

Republik said:

£10k regardless. Usual UFC rules apply.

Just to check.. by "usual UFC rules apply", this means he stops when you tap out, right? Or does he have a habit of forgetting the rules?

[ewenm]

£10k to get beaten up? Surely you could get more than that in compensation after being mugged?

[ShadownINja]

My plan was to tap out as soon as he goes for the first lock or lands on my chest for a ground and pound.

I'd punch and kick him but I'm not stupid.

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 21st July 17:50

[R.I.F.]

Not. A. Chance.

It would cost me more than that in surgery to make me beautiful again

[Republik]

Only problem is, Brock seems to prefer to stand up and fight, if he locks on a submission move, let's say an arm bar. He is likely to rip your arm off.

[ShadownINja]

Republik said:

Only problem is, Brock seems to prefer to stand up and fight, if he locks on a submission move, let's say an arm bar. He is likely to rip your arm off.

No chance. I can tap out really quickly.

Stand up and fight is ok with me, he'll knock me out quickly, then I can party with the £10k (once I wake up).

I do get the feeling I'm missing out on important data, though.

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 21st July 18:17

[bridgdav]

ShadownINja said:

Republik said:

Only problem is, Brock seems to prefer to stand up and fight, if he locks on a submission move, let's say an arm bar. He is likely to rip your arm off.

No chance. I can tap out really quickly.

Stand up and fight is ok with me, he'll knock me out quickly, then I can party with the £10k (once I wake up).

I do get the feeling I'm missing out on important data, though.

The bruises will come out in your Grand Children.

[snowy slopes]

bridgdav said:

ShadownINja said:

Republik said:

Only problem is, Brock seems to prefer to stand up and fight, if he locks on a submission move, let's say an arm bar. He is likely to rip your arm off.

No chance. I can tap out really quickly.

Stand up and fight is ok with me, he'll knock me out quickly, then I can party with the £10k (once I wake up).

I do get the feeling I'm missing out on important data, though.

The bruises will come out in your Grand Children.

Christ on a crutch, if he hit me in vegas, i would be the first man to reach pluto!!! Then again when i come back down i can tell nasa a thing or two!!

[ShadownINja]

bridgdav said:

ShadownINja said:

Republik said:

Only problem is, Brock seems to prefer to stand up and fight, if he locks on a submission move, let's say an arm bar. He is likely to rip your arm off.

No chance. I can tap out really quickly.

Stand up and fight is ok with me, he'll knock me out quickly, then I can party with the £10k (once I wake up).

I do get the feeling I'm missing out on important data, though.

The bruises will come out in your Grand Children.

Duly noted.

[ZR1cliff]

First of all, I want to make damn sure he's not got any gay tendencies, I don't need him going mental on my ass while I'm out cold.

Plus can I at least attempt to poke him in the eye before the bell rings, without fear of being disqualified?

[Fittster]

ZR1cliff said:

Plus can I at least attempt to poke him in the eye before the bell rings, without fear of being disqualified?

So you want to make him mad before the bell rings, good idea...

[MiniMan64]

I think those posting in this thread should be aware of what they're getting themselves into.



No thanks.

[ShadownINja]

Are you saying that's his sex face?