Graham Onions puns

[GPT]

What Graham Onions puns have you heard (or thought of)?

Here's a few for starters.

Onions really adds some flavour to England's bowling attack.
Onions is running rings around these two batsmen.
Onions is really slicing through the top order.
When you peel away the layers, Onions is really a very good bowler.
Onions really brings a tear to the eye.

Any more?

[The Stuntman *]

Onions is in a right pickle

There, is that OK ? Do I win ?