The 'Fans Humorous Chants Thread' in association with 'im'..
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It's rare that opposition songs are greeted with anything other than contempt at Anfield, but this one got many of the Liverpool faithful pissing themselves. You have to hear it, the humour is in the total lack of ryme in the last line, sacrificed for maximum abuse.
The lads from White Hart Lane came up with this :
"Robbie Fowler, he's illegitimate,
He 'aint got no birth certificate,
He's got AIDS, but he won't admit to it,
Big nose scouse w
kER."
West Brom fans (according to Frank Skinner) when playing teams from the capital :
"I wish I was in London, I do, I do,
I wish I was in London, I do, I do,
I'd go down to Trafalgar Square, and say to old Lord Nelson,
fk Off, fk Off, you one eyed cockney bd."
The lads from White Hart Lane came up with this :
"Robbie Fowler, he's illegitimate,
He 'aint got no birth certificate,
He's got AIDS, but he won't admit to it,
Big nose scouse w
kER."West Brom fans (according to Frank Skinner) when playing teams from the capital :
"I wish I was in London, I do, I do,
I wish I was in London, I do, I do,
I'd go down to Trafalgar Square, and say to old Lord Nelson,
f
k Off, fk Off, you one eyed cockney bd."
havent heard many good ones from the away fans at ashton gate this year though Reading fans singing "how st must you be, we're winning away" hurt. a lot. we got them back at there place though and repeatedly asked Leroy Lita what the score was as he lashed another shot wide.
the east end are a noisy bunch and regularly recite some Wurzels tunes as well as question the inter-family relationships of the away supporters... "bouncing around the ground" has become a favourite over the last six months too.
my particular favourites were at st andrews last month where we sang "silent night" such was the atmosphere from the birmingham faithful
"they're here, they're there, they're every fking where, empty seats, empty seats" and "you wish, you were villa fans, you wish, you were villa fans..."
my recent favourite was sung by Man U fans at Anfield a few years back. "Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house...." classic... or "oh Tim Howard, fk st wk fk st wk"
t must you be, we're winning away" hurt. a lot. we got them back at there place though and repeatedly asked Leroy Lita what the score was as he lashed another shot wide. the east end are a noisy bunch and regularly recite some Wurzels tunes as well as question the inter-family relationships of the away supporters... "bouncing around the ground" has become a favourite over the last six months too.
my particular favourites were at st andrews last month where we sang "silent night" such was the atmosphere from the birmingham faithful
"they're here, they're there, they're every fking where, empty seats, empty seats" and "you wish, you were villa fans, you wish, you were villa fans..."my recent favourite was sung by Man U fans at Anfield a few years back. "Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house...." classic... or "oh Tim Howard, f
k st wk fk st wk""Arshavin woooo, Arshavin woooo,
we signed him in the snow,
he's better than Defoe !!!"
"we won the league at ste hart lane,
we won the league at ste hart lane,
we won the league at the st hole,
we won the league at ste hart lane, TWICE!"
and Arsenal's Arshavin version of the Torres song
"Look who's signed for Arsenal.......ANDREY! ANDREY!
Give HIM the ball, and HE will score.....ALL DAY! ALL DAY!
From Russia he came, in Feb-uary -
We gave him number 23,
An-drey Ar-sha-vin ...Arsenal's twen-ty three"
My personal favourite is the one Man United fans sing to the scousers
to the tune of the Band Aid song:
"Feed the scousers, let them know it's Christmas time again!"
we signed him in the snow,
he's better than Defoe !!!"
"we won the league at s
te hart lane,we won the league at s
te hart lane,we won the league at the s
t hole,we won the league at s
te hart lane, TWICE!"and Arsenal's Arshavin version of the Torres song
"Look who's signed for Arsenal.......ANDREY! ANDREY!
Give HIM the ball, and HE will score.....ALL DAY! ALL DAY!
From Russia he came, in Feb-uary -
We gave him number 23,
An-drey Ar-sha-vin ...Arsenal's twen-ty three"
My personal favourite is the one Man United fans sing to the scousers
to the tune of the Band Aid song:
"Feed the scousers, let them know it's Christmas time again!"
im said:
Spurs fans to Man Utd fans at Wembley this year:
"Top of the League - you're 'avin a laugh...,
Top of the League - you're 'avin a laugh.""
To which the United fans replied:
"Premier League - you're 'avin a laugh...,
Premier League - you're 'avin a laugh."
"Top of the League - you're 'avin a laugh...,
Top of the League - you're 'avin a laugh.""
To which the United fans replied:
"Premier League - you're 'avin a laugh...,
Premier League - you're 'avin a laugh."
The Teddy Sheringham thing was a classic a few years back. After years of the Gooners slaughtering him with:
"Oh Teddy Teddy, you went to Man United and you won f**k all"
he won the treble! So, the following season at the Charity Shield he was standing talking to Ian Wright on the pitch before the game and he held up three fingers to the Gooners fans booing him.
Two seconds later:
"Oh Teddy Teddy, you might have won the treble but you're still a kunt"
Ian Wright nearly fell over laughing!!
Edited by flasher on Tuesday 17th March 11:48
flasher said:
How about this classic that Man City fans used to sing about their right back Sun Jihai:
"Singing aye-aye-yippee,
Sun Jihai,
Singing aye-aye-yippee,
Sun Jihai,
Singing aye-aye-yippee,
His dad's got a chippy,
Aye-aye-yippee Sun Jihai."
Pardoe, Pardoe,"Singing aye-aye-yippee,
Sun Jihai,
Singing aye-aye-yippee,
Sun Jihai,
Singing aye-aye-yippee,
His dad's got a chippy,
Aye-aye-yippee Sun Jihai."
He's off to Mexico,
With Bell and Lee and Summerbee,
Pardoe,Pardoe,Pardoe,Pardoe.........
Brings back memories from 1969......
Might be an idea if links to Audio clips were not posted on this thread as its not a good idea to have some of these songs blast out at work...some of the songs content could be very offensive to fellow colleagues sitting nearby.
Just type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
Just type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
im said:
Might be an idea if links to Audio clips were not posted on this thread as its not a good idea to have some of these songs blast out at work...some of the songs content could be very offensive to fellow colleagues sitting nearby.
Just type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
Booo! Post link and lyricsJust type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
(Adams Family)
Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You all shag one another,
The Norwich family
Duh duh duh duh 'clap' 'clap'
(That's amoré tune)
When the ball hits your head,
And you sit in row Z,
That's Zamora
And an old school one...
(To the Cadburys Roses tune)
Thank you very much for the North Bank Highbury,
Thank you very much, thank you very, very, very much!
Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You all shag one another,
The Norwich family
Duh duh duh duh 'clap' 'clap'
(That's amoré tune)
When the ball hits your head,
And you sit in row Z,
That's Zamora
And an old school one...
(To the Cadburys Roses tune)
Thank you very much for the North Bank Highbury,
Thank you very much, thank you very, very, very much!
hornetrider said:
im said:
Might be an idea if links to Audio clips were not posted on this thread as its not a good idea to have some of these songs blast out at work...some of the songs content could be very offensive to fellow colleagues sitting nearby.
Just type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
Booo! Post link and lyricsJust type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
im said:
hornetrider said:
im said:
Might be an idea if links to Audio clips were not posted on this thread as its not a good idea to have some of these songs blast out at work...some of the songs content could be very offensive to fellow colleagues sitting nearby.
Just type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
Booo! Post link and lyricsJust type the new lyrics and original tune to hum it to perhaps?
:P
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