Need Some Help

[lawrence567]

My friend & i had a bet at the beginning of the football season.
He's a Chelsea supporter & i'm a Manchester Utd supporter.
If Chelsea win the league i have to wear a Chelsea shirt with the writing of my friends choice on the back (it can be anything).
& if Man Utd win the league he has to wear a Man Utd shirt with the text of my choosing on the back.
If Utd do win the league what can i really stitch him up with?

I thought of Ronaldo or i hate Chelsea but it's not very original...

[10 Pence Short]

'Scolari' wouldn't be too bad.

[dibbers006]

Duh, read that wrong... as you were

Edited by dibbers006 on Tuesday 10th February 10:55

[blindswelledrat]

I would suprise him by not making it football related.
Naming a ManU footballer is completely irrelevant because he is already wearing the shirt. The name adds no further humiliation.
If I were in your shoes I would write

"I like to have sex with my mum while my dad pulls off in the corner".

Or something similar.
VIctory in these childish bets is wasted on you.

[Cara Van Man]

blindswelledrat said:

"I like to have sex with my mum while my dad pulls off in the corner".

ETA: i would make a suggeston but I doubt it would have any sort of effect after BSRs.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Tuesday 10th February 11:01

[G'kar]

Wells
Chapman
Huntley


But he may not survive

[Cara Van Man]

How about "Munich was a good idea"?

[cloggy]

Cara Van Man said:

How about "Munich was a good idea"?

Looking for a kicking again are you?

[lawrence567]

blindswelledrat said:

I would suprise him by not making it football related.
Naming a ManU footballer is completely irrelevant because he is already wearing the shirt. The name adds no further humiliation.
If I were in your shoes I would write

"I like to have sex with my mum while my dad pulls off in the corner".

Or something similar.
VIctory in these childish bets is wasted on you.

.

Although amusing, i doubt it would be a good idea as his dad died in October of last year!

I dont really know what to put except that it has to be humiliating & something that will really piss him off!

[Cara Van Man]

cloggy said:

Cara Van Man said:

How about "Munich was a good idea"?

Looking for a kicking again are you?

Again?

[G'kar]

GFSN

Ideally in pretty rainbow coloured letters.

Edited by G'kar on Tuesday 10th February 11:20

[CedGTV]

As a Chelsea supporter, I would say that any rag with Ronny the Riverdance on it would turn my stomach but as we are in some sort of st storm then I guess your mate will just have to suck it up and grow some.

I will or could never wear another teams shirt, even if i lost a bet.

[MaxAndRuby]

Firstly you aren't football 'fans'.

No fan could ever contemplate wearing an opponents replica kit, it would make you physically ill.

However, for the purposes of your OP I'd recommend that the Manc top simply have "SCUM" written on the back, and for Chelsea "History ISN'T US".

[Pork]

Surely if he's a die-hard fan, the best thing would simply be his surname? Wear it with pride, son.

[Cara Van Man]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[lawrence567]

I like the Historys isn't us - that is amusing.
My friend gave me his word he'd wear the shirt.
The problem with him giving his word is he can't break it as he's one of those kind of people.
I had great pleasure in texting him everytime Utd scored when they beat Chelsea at OT in Jan 3-0.

[bigTee]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

so wrong!

[lawrence567]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Again probably not a good idea

[blindswelledrat]

Its pointless doing this thread if you dismiss as "not a good idea" any jokes involving family fatalities and the mocking thereof.
WHats the point in doing this at all if you aren't going to take it seriously?

Edited by blindswelledrat on Tuesday 10th February 11:43

[Gylen]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

If that isn't humiliating and likely to piss him off, I don't know what will...