England collapse in the Windies

[Steve748]

At the moment they are 26 for 7 and nobody has made it to double figures This must rank as one of their worst ever innings soon....

[Hammer67]

Yeah, what complete toilet. About time some of these tossers got the boot.

[Simpo Two]

Steve748 said:

At the moment they are 26 for 7 and nobody has made it to double figures This must rank as one of their worst ever innings soon....

I can beat that. In a house match at school the opposing house was all out for about 27. We thought we had them on toast. Except that we were all out for 13

Edited by Simpo Two on Saturday 7th February 18:46

[Hammer67]

Strauss has just allowed himself to be filmed laughing!! at 27-7 he should have steam coming out of his ears. Easy life. Ashamed to be English

[Gun]

English cricket has been a joke the last few years, another 5-0 whitewash in the ashes coming up??

[s2art]

Gun said:

English cricket has been a joke the last few years, another 5-0 whitewash in the ashes coming up??

Another blackwash in this case.

[Parrot of Doom]

Hammer67 said:

Strauss has just allowed himself to be filmed laughing!! at 27-7 he should have steam coming out of his ears. Easy life. Ashamed to be English

Erm, maybe he's having fun? After all, it is a game.

[Johnny]

And to think i paid to get SkyPlayer on my Macbook just yesterday so i could enjoy this series. Oh, the shame...

[Simpo Two]

s2art said:

Gun said:

English cricket has been a joke the last few years, another 5-0 whitewash in the ashes coming up??

Another blackwash in this case.

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to report that to the BBC, so they can broadcast it 100 times over three days and thereby hugely offend lots of white people.

[Hammer67]

Parrot of Doom said:

Hammer67 said:

Strauss has just allowed himself to be filmed laughing!! at 27-7 he should have steam coming out of his ears. Easy life. Ashamed to be English

Erm, maybe he's having fun? After all, it is a game.

No mate, games are what you play with your Mrs when she fancies being the pastry part of a sausage roll. This is international professional sport where these guys get paid big money to represent their country. For the captain to be seen pissing himself laughing on the balcony when his team is facing potentially the worst defeat in history is further offside than Bobby Zamora.

[Sheepy]

s2art said:

Gun said:

English cricket has been a joke the last few years, another 5-0 whitewash in the ashes coming up??

Another blackwash in this case.

Nah, can't be possible, Nash (who's playing for WI) is white).

[alfa phil]

I think Peterson and Flintoff are busy thinking about spending all that money , maybe for Strauss it was nervous laughter

[Steve748]

I wonder what the two guys in India are thinking after paying all that money for Pieterson & Freddy

[tvrforever]

Hammer67 said:

Strauss has just allowed himself to be filmed laughing!! at 27-7 he should have steam coming out of his ears. Easy life. Ashamed to be English

And did you see KP laughing at the end???

Fire the lot of them, kick them out their hotels and make them pay all of their tour expenses!

Bunch of overpaid to$$ers

[HSVGTSCoupe]

c'mon girls, don't be scared, hop over where it's already been happening....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

we don't need two threads about how crap you are

[Hammer67]

HSVGTSCoupe said:

c'mon girls, don't be scared, hop over where it's already been happening....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

we don't need two threads about how crap you are

Whereas the convicts are riding the crest of a wave after being shafted by RSA. The Ashes are gonna be interesting. ste Vs stE

[HSVGTSCoupe]

Hammer67 said:

HSVGTSCoupe said:

c'mon girls, don't be scared, hop over where it's already been happening....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

we don't need two threads about how crap you are

Whereas the convicts are riding the crest of a wave after being shafted by RSA. The Ashes are gonna be interesting. ste Vs stE

yup.... I'm convinced. Great response! You obviously watched the Oz vs saffas tests and noted how one sided they were.. wot a drubbing!

51!

you redefine st when you can't score half of your teams collective shoe sizes!

wot a psser! I'm gonna be laughing about this for decades

[Hammer67]

Well if you`re gonna f88k up you might as well do it properly. Good luck with the decades of laughter, you`ll still be giggling happily when your sentence ends. Hopefully by the time the Ashes start Harbajhan Singh will have applied for asylum here, get selected for England and sledge poor old Symonds and hurt Punters feelings again.

[suthol]

Sheepy said:

s2art said:

Gun said:

English cricket has been a joke the last few years, another 5-0 whitewash in the ashes coming up??

Another blackwash in this case.

Nah, can't be possible, Nash (who's playing for WI) is white).

And dare I mention it he's an Aussie who traded some distant part of his heritage to play for WI because he couldn't get a run here.

[Parrot of Doom]

Hammer67 said:

Parrot of Doom said:

Hammer67 said:

Strauss has just allowed himself to be filmed laughing!! at 27-7 he should have steam coming out of his ears. Easy life. Ashamed to be English

Erm, maybe he's having fun? After all, it is a game.

No mate, games are what you play with your Mrs when she fancies being the pastry part of a sausage roll. This is international professional sport where these guys get paid big money to represent their country. For the captain to be seen pissing himself laughing on the balcony when his team is facing potentially the worst defeat in history is further offside than Bobby Zamora.

Ah right, silly me. These guys shouldn't enjoy what they do, they should be serious at all times. Yep, that's how you win at sport - being serious, and not having a good time.