Bolton Wanderers thread.....

[Sprouts]

start with a win against the spuds

[mickk]

This could be the shortest thread ever

[derestrictor]

This is going to be short...

[derestrictor]

...but not as short as I thought. Ho-ho!

Shall I do my Fred Dibnah impersonation to keep it going?

[mickk]

derestrictor said:

...but not as short as I thought. Ho-ho!

Shall I do my Fred Dibnah impersonation to keep it going?

Are you wearing a flat cap and do you have dirty fingernails?

[derestrictor]

No but I know a man called Donald and hold a position of limitless contempt for health and safety issues.

[Ferg]

Are you married to Tess Daly?

[derestrictor]

Not really.

[Ferg]

Then I fear you aren't Boltony enough.....

[D-Angle]

As a Wolves fan living in Bolton, you lot should be praying that I don't run into Mark Davies in town.

[Blib]

I know a man who talks exactly like Fred Dibnah. Does that mean that he comes from Bolton?

He got run over by a bus, but he's recovering well. The man I mean, not Fred Dibnah, who is dead, by all accounts.

[derestrictor]

My hair stylist (and I use the phrase in it's loosest context) still wears clogs.

His clientele are of a certain demographic which generally prefers coal to electricity.

Soon, the area's great characters will be no more and the socio-economic asphyxiation caused by a population sleepwalking it's way into a Buy n Large zeitgeist will be total.

He's called Neville and if Bolton were Rourke's Drift he would be Chard to Dibnah's Bromhead.

The Zulu? Take your pick but Satanco (every little helps [to enslve the masses]) seem to fit the bill.


Onward...