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vivaronaldo

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496 posts

196 months

Friday 18th July 2008
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Seen as im banned from the other thread (probably cause of a whinging scouser) id just like to relay my smug sense of satisfaction in being right all along that the boy ronaldo will be at OT next year! here is to another treble!! never believe the anti united cockney media!!

mickk

29,345 posts

248 months

Friday 18th July 2008
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Dont be so sure, Fergie once again has been found out to be a liar

vivaronaldo

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496 posts

196 months

Friday 18th July 2008
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mickk said:
Dont be so sure, Fergie once again has been found out to be a liar
Fergie is indeed a liar and sold thr fans out for some horse spunk! but we know now that Ronaldo aint leaving!

Wacky Racer

38,825 posts

253 months

Friday 18th July 2008
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Reading between the lines Ronaldo still wants to go but Fergie has told him in no uncertain terms he's staying..........biggrin

vivaronaldo

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496 posts

196 months

Friday 18th July 2008
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Wacky Racer said:
Reading between the lines Ronaldo still wants to go but Fergie has told him in no uncertain terms he's staying..........biggrin
if he wanted to go he would go! I think he will be off in 2 years when ferie leaves, by then we will have over taken liverpools league record

mickk

29,345 posts

248 months

Friday 18th July 2008
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vivaronaldo said:
if he wanted to go he would go! I think he will be off in 2 years when ferie leaves, by then we will have over taken liverpools league record
Thats better, you said the Liverpool word without using the word murdcensoreders in itlaughlaugh

vivaronaldo

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496 posts

196 months

Friday 18th July 2008
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mickk said:
vivaronaldo said:
if he wanted to go he would go! I think he will be off in 2 years when ferie leaves, by then we will have over taken liverpools league record
Thats better, you said the Liverpool word without using the word murdcensoreders in itlaughlaugh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh someone from self pity city will be reporting your posts

tamore

7,647 posts

290 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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nicked from king of the kippax..........

FOOTBALLER Cristiano Ronaldo is being lined up to star in a multi-million dollar remake of the epic TV series Roots.Producers say the star's treatment at the hands of Manchester United make him the perfect choice to portray the young African slave who is beaten by his brutal masters.
The Portuguese winger said he had been traumatised by 'outrageous' demands that he honour the £125,000 a week, legally-binding contract, which has brought him only misery, adulation and Gemma Atkinson.

Speaking from the titanium gazebo in the rose garden of his 31-room mansion, Ronaldo said: "I feel I can relate to the suffering of African slaves."If anything, it is worse, because footballers cannot sing while we work, whereas they had time to develop gospel music during their 16-hours shifts before dropping dead from exhaustion.

"In the series a young African boy is dragged from his homeland and shipped to America where he is forced to work in the fields by a cruel and violent plantation owner."The similarities are uncanny, though admittedly, the Lear Jet that flew me from Lisbon to Manchester wasn't packed with 150 other players sleeping head-to-toe."

Ronaldo also conceded that, while the slave-master in Roots administered brutal beatings, Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson had nurtured his talent, lavished him with praise and turned him into one of the best footballers in the world."But without the freedom to do whatever I want, wherever I want, for whatever fee I want, I am exactly the same as a cotton picker forced to live in a shed, dying at the age of 32."He added: "I know the people will love my acting. Already, in the streets, I hear many of them calling me 'Kunta'."

mickk

29,345 posts

248 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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tamore said:
nicked from king of the kippax..........

FOOTBALLER Cristiano Ronaldo is being lined up to star in a multi-million dollar remake of the epic TV series Roots.Producers say the star's treatment at the hands of Manchester United make him the perfect choice to portray the young African slave who is beaten by his brutal masters.
The Portuguese winger said he had been traumatised by 'outrageous' demands that he honour the £125,000 a week, legally-binding contract, which has brought him only misery, adulation and Gemma Atkinson.

Speaking from the titanium gazebo in the rose garden of his 31-room mansion, Ronaldo said: "I feel I can relate to the suffering of African slaves."If anything, it is worse, because footballers cannot sing while we work, whereas they had time to develop gospel music during their 16-hours shifts before dropping dead from exhaustion.

"In the series a young African boy is dragged from his homeland and shipped to America where he is forced to work in the fields by a cruel and violent plantation owner."The similarities are uncanny, though admittedly, the Lear Jet that flew me from Lisbon to Manchester wasn't packed with 150 other players sleeping head-to-toe."

Ronaldo also conceded that, while the slave-master in Roots administered brutal beatings, Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson had nurtured his talent, lavished him with praise and turned him into one of the best footballers in the world."But without the freedom to do whatever I want, wherever I want, for whatever fee I want, I am exactly the same as a cotton picker forced to live in a shed, dying at the age of 32."He added: "I know the people will love my acting. Already, in the streets, I hear many of them calling me 'Kunta'."
laugh

skylinecrazy

13,986 posts

200 months

Tuesday 5th August 2008
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Hmm where's Stimmers...