THE MASTERS

[Pistuphead]

Is Justin Rose going to do it for England?
Can Tiger catch up?
If James Allen was commentating would he be chasing Rose round with his pants around his ankles because he's British?

Does anyone on here even care??

Come on Justin!!!!!


Edited because I can't speel

Edited by Pistuphead on Sunday 8th April 23:11

[alexkp]

"Golf is a good walk ruined."

Mark Twain.


Actually I quite like Golf, so he's a tw@t. Just thought it was the right moment to quote it...

[deevlash]

I hope justin does it, its going to be tough now though. Would it be possible to shoot every dumbass american who screams "gerrinn the hole" afetr every shot tiger takes? Its moronic and really annoys me.

[Pistuphead]

deevlash said:

I hope justin does it, its going to be tough now though. Would it be possible to shoot every dumbass american who screams "gerrinn the hole" afetr every shot tiger takes? Its moronic and really annoys me.

Not going to do it now is he

That American thing must be annoying especially if you are putting on a nearby green!!!!

I'm looking forward to the cheesy Interview at the end, 'I'm Hoooodieeee Johnnnsonnn'

[boRED S2upid]

Just watching the closing stages now, shame for Justin, play off would have been good to see.

[deevlash]

This presentation is awful, its so cheesey and awkward.

[Zad]

I have to say I'm not a massive golf fan but I do like watching the Augusta Masters. Admittedly it is mainly for the nice scenery and the glorious azaleas. I only started watching because the bloke who designed the course lived a couple of miles from here. It is rather shocking when you see the course on Google Earth, it appears from the TV that it is in a fairly rural area, but in reality is crowded in on all sides by housing estates and retail blocks! 115m from the 13th green is a row of 1980s terrace (worry, town) houses.

[Killer2005]

Who won?

[stew-typeR]

apparently, god did. or at least the guy said he could not have done it without god, and remembering lines from the bible.




zach johnson anyway

[ferg]

stew-typeR said:

apparently, god did. or at least the guy said he could not have done it without god..

So he got help....is that legal?

[Eric Mc]

I'm sure you can get a "Jesus is My Caddy" bumper sticker in America.

[ferg]

Eric Mc said:

I'm sure you can get a "Jesus is My Caddy" bumper sticker in America.

I think
"Jesus crafted my 5 Wood from finest Gallilee Maple"
Would be more convincing....what with him being in the trade, like.

[lightningghost]

SO what he's saying is he's total crap at golf, he's just "in with the big guy".


Good chip at 18, though.

[deevlash]

lightningghost said:

SO what he's saying is he's total crap at golf, he's just "in with the big guy".


Good chip at 18, though.

yep and because he kissed gods ass so much for his entire life god smited everyone else in the field and made them play terribly. Ernie Els was later interviewed where he said "Id like to blame god for my terrible day, damn you god!" (I may have made that bit up)

[c c]

Meanwhile on a more exciting channel.