"Hurling" at the footy

[flasher]

For my Sins I'm a lifelong Gooner, and go to most games home and away. Today me and my mate Lee were watching the first half of Arsenal v Reading and the very pale looking bloke next to us suddenly and totally out of the blue chundered straight over the back of the bird in front!

Not just a bit either a full backful covering her coat from top to bottom! Both her and her boyfriend were so shocked they didn't know what to say! I would have punched his lights out! He was apologising profusely claiming he'd only had 2 pints!!

Needless to say we spent the rest of the game singing "2 pints and you chucked them up" to the Spurs tune of "2-0 and you f***d it up"


Funniest thing I have ever seen at the football!! Thank God it wasn't over me or I'd now be facing a lifetime ban!

[Eric Mc]

For a moment I thought you wrere referring to the exiting and manly Gaelic game of "Hurling".

[The Hood]

flasher said:

For my Sins I'm a lifelong Gooner, and go to most games home and away. Today me and my mate Lee were watching the first half of Arsenal v Reading and the very pale looking bloke next to us suddenly and totally out of the blue chundered straight over the back of the bird in front!

Not just a bit either a full backful covering her coat from top to bottom! Both her and her boyfriend were so shocked they didn't know what to say! I would have punched his lights out! He was apologising profusely claiming he'd only had 2 pints!!

Needless to say we spent the rest of the game singing "2 pints and you chucked them up" to the Spurs tune of "2-0 and you f***d it up"


Funniest thing I have ever seen at the football!! Thank God it wasn't over me or I'd now be facing a lifetime ban!

I hold a good claim to a similar incident like this but have to admit it wasn't after just 2 pints (whuss)
I had been on a good session with a group of mates i used to go to football with (Crystal Palace) and we were at The Valley (Charlton) i can't remember the year that it occured but as the two teams have some history (Charlton used to squat at our ground ) me and said group of mates were in a pub and we were hitting the Hooches (when they were just becoming popular) and i took a fancy to the apple hooch as i used to drink apple tango (tasted the same apart from the alcohol)
anyway we got to the ground and got in our seats and i don't think the game had started for long (too drunk to care) when all of a sudden BIG TIME there was the smell of apples throughout the away end ................ to go into detail i felt fine one minute singing and all then the next the bottoms of my legs and feet were soaked both of my mates either side got covered over there legs and the two people infront of me got covered aswell.............proceeded to throw up in the toilets aswell and to no surprise i got thrown out by the bib for being under the influence at a football match.
Also have to add it took me years to even face the smell of an apple after that.

[mybrainhurts]

Eric Mc said:

For a moment I thought you wrere referring to the exiting and manly Gaelic game of "Hurling".

He was...