Favorite Football Chants....
Discussion
Have a few...
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
"He'll shoot, he'll score
He'll eat your labrador
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
Seoul Ki-Hyeon"
This one always makes me snigger
"2-0 and you fu*ked it up, 2-0 and you fuc*ked it up"
Heard a good one when we had chelsea at the mad stad. Was very funny with 20,000 people stood pretending to take a dive! Might of had to have been there mind.
"Let's all do a Chelsea, let's all do a Chelsea
la la la, la la la"
/just realised I'm a bit of a kid when it comes to humour/
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
"He'll shoot, he'll score
He'll eat your labrador
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
Seoul Ki-Hyeon"
This one always makes me snigger
"2-0 and you fu*ked it up, 2-0 and you fuc*ked it up"
Heard a good one when we had chelsea at the mad stad. Was very funny with 20,000 people stood pretending to take a dive! Might of had to have been there mind.
"Let's all do a Chelsea, let's all do a Chelsea
la la la, la la la"
/just realised I'm a bit of a kid when it comes to humour/
used to like this one when we where standing in the terraces many moons ago.
"He's only a poor little Scouser,
He's face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So hit with brick,
Now he int singing no more"
"In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing ka sera sera"
BB
And i dont have anything against scousers
remembered/found a couple more
"Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite".
"You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!"
And cant leave without a KING anthem
"What a friend we have in Jesus
He`s a saviour from afar
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona"
BB
"He's only a poor little Scouser,
He's face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So hit with brick,
Now he int singing no more"
"In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing ka sera sera"
BB
And i dont have anything against scousers
remembered/found a couple more
"Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite".
"You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!"
And cant leave without a KING anthem
"What a friend we have in Jesus
He`s a saviour from afar
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona"
BB
Edited by Ballistic Banana on Thursday 14th December 23:54
ing paedophile" Celtic fans to Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram said to be suffering from schizophrenia.
Two Andy Gorams!!
There's only two Andy Gorams.
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Robbie Fowler into property in Merseyside and Liverpool fans sing to yellow submarine
We all live in a Robbie Fowler house.
A robbie fowler house.
Two Andy Gorams!!
There's only two Andy Gorams.
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Robbie Fowler into property in Merseyside and Liverpool fans sing to yellow submarine
We all live in a Robbie Fowler house.
A robbie fowler house.
Edited by ZR1cliff on Friday 15th December 03:09
This one i loved....
VAN PER-SIE
WHEN I GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER
(to the tune of re e wind, when the corwd says bo ! selecta)
and these
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
like the idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
and finally 2 classics
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet
To the tune of 'You are my Sunshine':
You are a Scouser,
an ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on Giro day,
Your Mum's out thieving,
Your Dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take my hubcaps away
love it !
VAN PER-SIE
WHEN I GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER
(to the tune of re e wind, when the corwd says bo ! selecta)
and these
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
like the idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
and finally 2 classics
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet
To the tune of 'You are my Sunshine':
You are a Scouser,
an ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on Giro day,
Your Mum's out thieving,
Your Dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take my hubcaps away
love it ! Edited by tricky69 on Friday 15th December 08:06
Liverpool fans about recent signing Peter Crouch:
Hes Big,
Hes Red,
His Feet Hang Out His Bed,
Peter Crouch
Man City fans to Jose Mourinho at Stamford Bridge:
Your coat's from Matalan,
Your coat's from Matalan
Arsenal Fans To Rooney:
Hes Big,
Hes Scouse,
Hes Gonna Rob Your House,
Wayne Rooney
Millwall Fans to Brighton Fans:
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands
Man Utd Chant
We Are Mancs,
Were Insane,
We Drink Stella and sniff cocaine,
With a Nick Nack paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why dont city f*** off home
Man Utd Fans to Mark Viduka (in the tune of thers gonna be a riot): Theres Gonna Be A Diet, Theres Gonna Be A Diet
To the tune of Neighbours theme tune
'Cahill, everybody loves tim cahill, with a little bit of Cahill'
By Everton fans
Hes Big,
Hes Red,
His Feet Hang Out His Bed,
Peter Crouch
Man City fans to Jose Mourinho at Stamford Bridge:
Your coat's from Matalan,
Your coat's from Matalan
Arsenal Fans To Rooney:
Hes Big,
Hes Scouse,
Hes Gonna Rob Your House,
Wayne Rooney
Millwall Fans to Brighton Fans:
We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands
Man Utd Chant
We Are Mancs,
Were Insane,
We Drink Stella and sniff cocaine,
With a Nick Nack paddy whack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why dont city f*** off home
Man Utd Fans to Mark Viduka (in the tune of thers gonna be a riot): Theres Gonna Be A Diet, Theres Gonna Be A Diet
To the tune of Neighbours theme tune
'Cahill, everybody loves tim cahill, with a little bit of Cahill'
By Everton fans
This one is sung at Old Trafford, every Christmas time to the tune of 'Feed the World'...
Feed the Scousers,
Let them know its Christmas time..
In response to West Ham singing Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio, Liverpool fans sang...
You've got Di Canio,
We've got your stereos
This tune is of often sung to Liverpool fans to the tune of "You'll never walk alone "...
Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job,
No, you'll never get a job
This witty gem was sung by the Gunners when Emmanuel Petit played in North London...
He's blonde,
He's quick,
His names a porno flick,
Emmanuelle, Emmanuelle
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad
This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews to WBA this season...
Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu,
Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat than Kanu.
Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a raft,
rather have a raft,
rather have a raft than Kanu.
Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Yes Id rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown than have Kanu
Feed the Scousers,
Let them know its Christmas time..
In response to West Ham singing Paulo Di Canio, Paulo Di Canio, Liverpool fans sang...
You've got Di Canio,
We've got your stereos
This tune is of often sung to Liverpool fans to the tune of "You'll never walk alone "...
Sign on, sign on,
With a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job,
No, you'll never get a job
This witty gem was sung by the Gunners when Emmanuel Petit played in North London...
He's blonde,
He's quick,
His names a porno flick,
Emmanuelle, Emmanuelle
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad
This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews to WBA this season...
Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu,
Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat,
Rather have a speedboat than Kanu.
Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Id rather have a raft than Kanu
Yes Id rather have a raft,
rather have a raft,
rather have a raft than Kanu.
Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu,
Yes Id rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown,
Rather f*****g drown than have Kanu
Bootle boy,
Born and bred,
Jamie Carragher is a red.
Bootle boy,
Born and bred,
He throws coins at cockneys heads.
(He recently admitted this was his favorite song too)
---
(To the tune of 'waltzing matilda')
John Arne Riise
John Arne Riise
Ran down the wing and he scored at the pit
And we sang, and we danced,
And we shook the ground that's made of wood
John Arne Riise scored against the sh!t
There's loads tbh and there's nothing like a good hour in the pub before kick off singing your cockles off and learning new songs.
Singing anti other team songs is generally frowned upon, and gets drowned out by songs of our glorious past !
Born and bred,
Jamie Carragher is a red.
Bootle boy,
Born and bred,
He throws coins at cockneys heads.
(He recently admitted this was his favorite song too)
---
(To the tune of 'waltzing matilda')
John Arne Riise
John Arne Riise
Ran down the wing and he scored at the pit
And we sang, and we danced,
And we shook the ground that's made of wood
John Arne Riise scored against the sh!t
There's loads tbh and there's nothing like a good hour in the pub before kick off singing your cockles off and learning new songs.
Singing anti other team songs is generally frowned upon, and gets drowned out by songs of our glorious past !
bond.j-007 said:
Have a few...
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
"He'll shoot, he'll score
He'll eat your labrador
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
Seoul Ki-Hyeon"
This one always makes me snigger
"2-0 and you fu*ked it up, 2-0 and you fuc*ked it up"
Heard a good one when we had chelsea at the mad stad. Was very funny with 20,000 people stood pretending to take a dive! Might of had to have been there mind.
"Let's all do a Chelsea, let's all do a Chelsea
la la la, la la la"
/just realised I'm a bit of a kid when it comes to humour/
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
"He'll shoot, he'll score
He'll eat your labrador
Seoul Ki-Hyeon
Seoul Ki-Hyeon"
This one always makes me snigger
"2-0 and you fu*ked it up, 2-0 and you fuc*ked it up"
Heard a good one when we had chelsea at the mad stad. Was very funny with 20,000 people stood pretending to take a dive! Might of had to have been there mind.
"Let's all do a Chelsea, let's all do a Chelsea
la la la, la la la"
/just realised I'm a bit of a kid when it comes to humour/
I'll have you know the "2-0 and you fuc*ked it up" chant brings back horrible memories for me. As far as I know it was started at Wembley by Manc Shitty supporters in the play off final against Gillingham. The Gills, against all the odds, entered injury time at the end of the game 2-0 up. Scumbag Halsey contrived to add 6 minutes of injury time during which City scored twice to take the final into extra time. They eventually won on penalties and went up as a consequnce.
Other chants like
"How wide/high do you want the goal" when an opposition player misses the target.
Also
Cellery, cellery,
If she won't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery.
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