Theo's post-WC school report
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Thoe Walcott said:
What I did on my summer holiday
By Theo Walcott Esq.
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown
up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live
with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live
there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will
make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some
mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly
name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum
must get their underpants mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants
to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle
Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle
Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like
Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and
knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.
In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we
beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time
ago.
While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie
Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a
little one but she said she was fullbefore she had eaten any and threw it
away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn.
She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I
think she was telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought
me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's and thousands on it.
All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays
with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy,
that's why I got taken on holiday.
The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle
Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him.
Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is
from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle
Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle
Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at
football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so
they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like
it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are
here, they are too tight for me.
All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on
somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that
we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his
knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think
By Theo Walcott Esq.
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown
up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live
with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live
there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will
make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some
mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly
name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum
must get their underpants mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants
to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle
Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle
Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like
Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and
knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.
In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we
beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time
ago.
While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie
Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a
little one but she said she was fullbefore she had eaten any and threw it
away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn.
She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I
think she was telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought
me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's and thousands on it.
All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays
with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy,
that's why I got taken on holiday.
The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle
Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him.
Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is
from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle
Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle
Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at
football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so
they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like
it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are
here, they are too tight for me.
All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on
somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that
we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his
knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think
I didn't write this, so please no grammar police (use of apostraphe's (sic
) is appalling)! Edited by mr2aw11 on Thursday 6th July 12:07
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