John Motson

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the_sheriff

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464 posts

223 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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He maybe the 'voice of football' but I'm fed up of his constant negativity, he rarely has a positive thing to say about England and when teamed up with Lawrenson they're like a couple of moaning old men. They make stupid jokes and then sit chortling away to themselves.

What does everyone else think? Who would you want to commentate?

maxed

1,001 posts

227 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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Agree, their commentary is more than dire

v15ben

15,900 posts

248 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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Motson is losing it. He makes mistakes on facts and figures regularly which is a shame, that used to be his forte. He makes all kinds of comments that just make you think, "What is he talking about?" Yesterday's classic that we should play for penalties after Rooney got sent off. That worked didn't it John!
Don't get me started on Lawrenson. He talks rubbish, makes jokes that make you groan and generally says nothing of value.

Also why do commentators insist on telling us that the central defenders have come forward for every single corner or free kick and the threat this poses. How many times has Rio ever scored from a corner?

I have started watching the big games with the sound off and my favourite CD on instead. You know who the players are and what is going on so it makes for better viewing IMO.

maxed

1,001 posts

227 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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v15ben said:
started watching the big games with the sound off and my favourite CD on instead. You know who the players are and what is going on so it makes for better viewing IMO.


We have started doing this as well and do our own commentary

planetdave

9,921 posts

260 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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The Motty stream of facts and figures has, for me, exceeded it's sell by date. Lorro is not a good foil for him but is a good pundit if teamed with the right man. And I'd say that that man would be the ever excitable J Pearce.

I would personally shoot 'the match is ruined as a spectacle' Pleat as a pundit, too.

I'd also say that Barry Davies is nearing the end of his pomp and that the future is.............Clive Tyldesley

shadowfax

1,103 posts

248 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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Thought he was gonna have an orgasm whenever Shrek got the ball. "Rooney!!!! ...Very good" when he picks the ball up in the centre circle and lays it off.

But does Crouch get credit for carrying the ball back to his own half, evading pressure from three portuguese? No "Dont know what he was doing there".

When you are justifying Rooney's attitude, just think on: the more you feed the monster with hype, the bigger and scarier the monster will become. The guy needs to take a chill pill. In fact, both Motson and Rooney do

ferrisbueller

29,806 posts

234 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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I think Alan Greene and co on 5live to a good job. Doesn't the magical "red button" allow you to change the commentary?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

256 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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ferrisbueller said:
Doesn't the magical "red button" allow you to change the commentary?


BBC pics with 5 live commentary

ferrisbueller

29,806 posts

234 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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sleep envy said:
ferrisbueller said:
Doesn't the magical "red button" allow you to change the commentary?


BBC pics with 5 live commentary


Jobs a good 'un.

gorvid

22,302 posts

232 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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the_sheriff said:
He maybe the 'voice of football' but I'm fed up of his constant negativity


I absolutely agree...!!!

Totally 100% - you are right...

He used to be my favourite by a mile, even at the start of this world cup [!], but as you rightly say, he is so horribly negative it ruins the game.

That along with the cheating shits on the pitch...

*I do find Lauro funny though....

shadowfax

1,103 posts

248 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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We cant do the red button thing anymore on our cable - I think it only works on "digital satellite". With the radion on and the tv volume down, the tv is a few seconds behind, too, which takes getting used to

225

1,331 posts

233 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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Not half as annoying as Mark Lawrenson though!

chim_knee

12,689 posts

264 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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the_sheriff said:
He maybe the 'voice of football' but I'm fed up of his constant negativity, he rarely has a positive thing to say about England and when teamed up with Lawrenson they're like a couple of moaning old men. They make stupid jokes and then sit chortling away to themselves.

What does everyone else think? Who would you want to commentate?

Totally - we switched to the Five Live commentary just to get away from him.

Truly terrible.

gorvid

22,302 posts

232 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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5 minutes into the game gainst Portugal... Motson said:
ooooh.....they're coming at us again....this is a steady build up......


Horseshit.....there were barely 2 minutes on the clock, some of the players were still tying their bootlaces up.....

Tw@t....

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

224 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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Alan Green is head and shoulders above Motty. Press the red button for R5, but I reckon the radio commentary is still a fraction ahead of the pictures....

gbbird

5,193 posts

251 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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I agree. Motty is a prat. Whith all this talk about a team reshuffle, lets have a commentator reshuffle too

planetdave

9,921 posts

260 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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mark r skinner said:
Alan Green is head and shoulders above Motty. Press the red button for R5, but I reckon the radio commentary is still a fraction ahead of the pictures....


Well it will be - the digital feed for pictures is delayed by processing.

Watch it on terrestrial and get a radio.

Andy M

3,755 posts

266 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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A mate of mine calls them the Motson luvvies. Beckham used to be the apple of his eye, and to a lesser extent Owen. Then Gerrard received all his praise, only to be replaced by Lampard. Now it's - of little surprise - ROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY(!!!!!).

Highly annoying, and surely should be dumped. Highly unlikely though.

mark r skinner

16,744 posts

224 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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planetdave said:
mark r skinner said:
Alan Green is head and shoulders above Motty. Press the red button for R5, but I reckon the radio commentary is still a fraction ahead of the pictures....


Well it will be - the digital feed for pictures is delayed by processing.

Watch it on terrestrial and get a radio.
Tried that, but the picture`s poor...

MikeyT

16,926 posts

278 months

Sunday 2nd July 2006
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planetdave said:
I'd also say that Barry Davies is nearing the end of his pomp and that the future is.............Clive Tyldesley



Well seeing as Barry davies gave up doing footy a couple of years ago I think you're probably right.

Bring back Keith Macklin or Hugh Johns ...

failing that, thr true master ... David Coleman.

Kempes ... 2-0