I have seen the light!
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My eyes have been opened! Its all a cunning plan by Baldr....Svennis!
Play like crap and lull everyone into a false sense of security, brilliant!
So Beckham has been told to be invisible and not bother running down
the wing to make crosses. Lampard has been told to make it look like
he couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo.
Juggle the formation into wild and wonderful configurations so that
no-one in the team really knows where to expect people to be, ensuring
Gerrard's midfield playmaking is scuppered.
Do without strikers whenever possible to avoid scoring goals.
Its so cunning that even a fox who is professor of
cunning at Oxford would be impressed.
The one small flaw in this plan is that Brazil are just not cerebral
enough to be taken in. They just wont notice or care as Ronaldo etc.
blast goal after goal at us, while we are hoping Roonaldo is capable
of scoring more goals by himself then the entire Brazilian team.
So presumably Svens cunning plan involves a complete change of
strategy if we play Brazil. I await with bated breath.
Play like crap and lull everyone into a false sense of security, brilliant!
So Beckham has been told to be invisible and not bother running down
the wing to make crosses. Lampard has been told to make it look like
he couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo.
Juggle the formation into wild and wonderful configurations so that
no-one in the team really knows where to expect people to be, ensuring
Gerrard's midfield playmaking is scuppered.
Do without strikers whenever possible to avoid scoring goals.
Its so cunning that even a fox who is professor of
cunning at Oxford would be impressed.
The one small flaw in this plan is that Brazil are just not cerebral
enough to be taken in. They just wont notice or care as Ronaldo etc.
blast goal after goal at us, while we are hoping Roonaldo is capable
of scoring more goals by himself then the entire Brazilian team.
So presumably Svens cunning plan involves a complete change of
strategy if we play Brazil. I await with bated breath.
Aha but Mr Burns...err i mean Sven also has a cunning plan ready in case we come up against Brazil...
He's planning to send a bunch of vouchers for Greggs the Bakers to the team hotel so that Ronaldo will gorge himself on pies and pasties before the match..
There is however no truth in the rumour that Sven turned down 2 possible hotels for the England team on the grounds that the OAP's homes nearby might prove to be a distraction for Wayne Rooney.
He's planning to send a bunch of vouchers for Greggs the Bakers to the team hotel so that Ronaldo will gorge himself on pies and pasties before the match..
There is however no truth in the rumour that Sven turned down 2 possible hotels for the England team on the grounds that the OAP's homes nearby might prove to be a distraction for Wayne Rooney.
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