Made up players names

[vetteheadracer]

My favourite so far Ghana's sub

Razak Pimpong

[lazyitus]

The best ever has to be 'KUNTZ', who used to play for Germany.

GENUINE - The commentary of a game (8 or 12 years ago) was the funniest I've ever heard.

The commentator said "Germany are on the attack" and as the ball was passed, the next word was "Kuntz".

Now string that all together with a brief pause before the word 'Kuntz'.

[glassman]

We used to have a laugh whilst watching footie at the pub; by taking the initials of a player and swapping them around. This all started after we performed Vic Reeves style Leg Rubs at given moments. Eventually being quite lubed-up, someone got their 'merds wixed up' and said they were off to do a 'Reg Lub' at the table of ladies sat in the corner, hence the game was born.. e.g.,

Tony Cottee : Cony Tottee; <----(shows how long ago this happened!)

The best we ever discovered (and you have to say it to fully appreciate it) was:

Dave Seaman: Save Deaman.



Apologies in advance for the cheesiness of this hijacking of this thread.

Paul.

[glassman]

glassman said:

Apologies in advance for the cheesiness of this hijacking of this thread.

Paul.

Bicky Nutt

[vetteheadracer]

Raul Pobinson
Cshley Aole
Fio Rerdinand
Tohn Jerry
Nary Geville
Bavid Deckham
Gteven Serrard
Lrank Fampard
Coe Jole
Oichael Mwen
Ceter Prouch

I prefer the following anagrams:

CROTCH PUREE
A WHENCE LIMO
LANDMARK FRAP or PARKLAND FARM
DRAGSTER NERVE
REVEAL LYING
ANDROID FINER or the rather appropriate AFRO DRIED INN
LACEY HOLES
BIPOLAR NOUNS or SPUR ALBINO ON

[monkeyhanger]

lazyitus said:

The best ever has to be 'KUNTZ', who used to play for Germany.

GENUINE - The commentary of a game (8 or 12 years ago) was the funniest I've ever heard.

The commentator said "Germany are on the attack" and as the ball was passed, the next word was "Kuntz".

Now string that all together with a brief pause before the word 'Kuntz'.

I remember Motty coming up with all sorts of exotic variations to avoid actually saying "Kuntz"...

He had to admit defeat eventually