CORONAVIRUS means less sport yippee

[WJNB]

What joy the prospect of several months without every breakfast national & local TV show cluttered with pictures & stories of humans running around in circles, kicking things or fighting each other. Possibly no Olympic games either. It gets better, no interviews with sports people unable to string a sentence together or at best stating the obvious as per one recent example "Er we need like goals to win like".

[egor110]

WJNB said:

What joy the prospect of several months without every breakfast national & local TV show cluttered with pictures & stories of humans running around in circles, kicking things or fighting each other. Possibly no Olympic games either. It gets better, no interviews with sports people unable to string a sentence together or at best stating the obvious as per one recent example "Er we need like goals to win like".

Have you heard of paragraphs ?

[Europa1]

WJNB said:

What joy the prospect of several months without every breakfast national & local TV show cluttered with pictures & stories of humans running around in circles, kicking things or fighting each other. Possibly no Olympic games either. It gets better, no interviews with sports people unable to string a sentence together or at best stating the obvious as per one recent example "Er we need like goals to win like".

You miserable sod.

You forgot to mention the possibility of fewer motorsport events.

[hyphen]

WJNB said:

What joy the prospect of several months without every breakfast national & local TV show cluttered with pictures & stories of humans running around in circles, kicking things or fighting each other. Possibly no Olympic games either. It gets better, no interviews with sports people unable to string a sentence together or at best stating the obvious as per one recent example "Er we need like goals to win like".

As per Italy, they will play behind closed doors. As the TV revenue is still there.

[smn159]

WJNB said:

What joy the prospect of several months without every breakfast national & local TV show cluttered with pictures & stories of humans running around in circles, kicking things or fighting each other. Possibly no Olympic games either. It gets better, no interviews with sports people unable to string a sentence together or at best stating the obvious as per one recent example "Er we need like goals to win like".

Cool story. I guess that things like this are important to those who watch lots of daytime TV

[gazza285]

WJNB said:

What joy the prospect of several months without every breakfast national & local TV show cluttered with pictures & stories of humans running around in circles, kicking things or fighting each other. Possibly no Olympic games either. It gets better, no interviews with sports people unable to string a sentence together or at best stating the obvious as per one recent example "Er we need like goals to win like".

I am hoping for a coronavirus outcome that leads to less pointless whining on Pistonheads from joyless lickspittles.

[John Locke]

WJNB said:

What joy the prospect of several months without every breakfast national & local TV show cluttered with pictures & stories of humans running around in circles, kicking things or fighting each other. Possibly no Olympic games either. It gets better, no interviews with sports people unable to string a sentence together or at best stating the obvious as per one recent example "Er we need like goals to win like".

Every cloud has a silver lining, but this one is solid gold.
We could even benefit from its rapid spread among XR tossers.

[ChocolateFrog]

You might be in a minority on this one.

People who don't like atleast some sport should be viewed with great suspicion.

Do dogs bark at you for seemingly no reason?

[smn159]

John Locke said:

Every cloud has a silver lining, but this one is solid gold.
We could even benefit from its rapid spread among XR tossers.

I'll be the older fat gammon types with their underlying health issues more likely.

Still cheering?

[John Locke]

smn159 said:

John Locke said:

Every cloud has a silver lining, but this one is solid gold.
We could even benefit from its rapid spread among XR tossers.

I'll be the older fat gammon types with their underlying health issues more likely.

Still cheering?

More likely it will kill off the young unemployable wimps who have been wrapped in cotton wool all their lives, and have underdeveloped immune systems.

[smn159]

John Locke said:

smn159 said:

John Locke said:

Every cloud has a silver lining, but this one is solid gold.
We could even benefit from its rapid spread among XR tossers.

I'll be the older fat gammon types with their underlying health issues more likely.

Still cheering?

More likely it will kill off the young unemployable wimps who have been wrapped in cotton wool all their lives, and have underdeveloped immune systems.

I know facts are boring, but HTH