Going to the dogs...

Going to the dogs...

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Funk

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26,495 posts

214 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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My works Christmas 'do' is a night out at the dog-racing.

I have, in my 33 years, never been to a dog track and as such have no clue what I'm doing. I'd like to have a crack at things, but what do I need to know before placing bets?

FWIW, I've already decided I won't be betting on 'Your A Champ' due to the poor literacy. I'm assuming grammar and spelling are good starting points for choosing a winning pooch?

ikarl

3,739 posts

204 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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dogs are rubbish at spelling and grammar but some of them can run like fk.

don't only bet on the good spellers!!

kowalski655

14,862 posts

148 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Not really, Greyhounds are not very good at spelling

Council Baby

19,741 posts

195 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Watch for the one that has a st on the way down to the start - guaranteed winner as it's carrying the least weight and hip reistance.

Funk

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26,495 posts

214 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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On the advance programme, some of the dogs have a (W) or (M) after their name (but not all of them). What's this signifying?

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

203 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Usually the form sheet will tell you how to place bets.

As far as I can recall you can bet on win, forecast or trio.

Win is simply a straight win.
Forecast is betting the 1st and second in order. You can also do a reverse forecast for double the money so that if your 1st and 2nd place are the other way round you still win, but it lowers your odds a little.
Trio is betting the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. Obviously harder to predict so the odds are higher.

Hope this helps.

Next to each dog's name, you should also have alist of its position in the last 5 races it entered. Make sure you check the length of the races too, some are better on 2 laps than 1.


Alfanatic

9,339 posts

224 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Bet on the one flatulent one. It will have some extra thrust out of the gate.

vixen1700

23,855 posts

275 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Funk said:
On the advance programme, some of the dogs have a (W) or (M) after their name (but not all of them). What's this signifying?
Woman dogs & Man dogs. smile


Alfanatic

9,339 posts

224 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Oh, and don't bet on the labrador.

Tonsko

6,299 posts

220 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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From what little I remember of a brief spin with dog betting is that it's a complete lottery, moreso than the nags. Turn up with <however much you decide to punt>, don't go over it and have plenty of beers (so leave your card at home eh? smile). Any winnings will be a great christmas bonus.

bigandclever

13,918 posts

243 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Funk said:
On the advance programme, some of the dogs have a (W) or (M) after their name (but not all of them). What's this signifying?
Will win and Might win. Get better odds on the Might wins.

PeanutHead

7,839 posts

175 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Only been to the dogs once, not my kinda thing.

Alfanatic

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224 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Funk said:
On the advance programme, some of the dogs have a (W) or (M) after their name (but not all of them). What's this signifying?
Mid runners and Wide runners apparently. Not sure what that means, sounds like dogs that like to take the long way around.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200907...

Funk

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26,495 posts

214 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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And what does (A5), (A9), (A11) etc or (OR) mean?

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

238 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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I recommend the 'all ways trifecta', preferably not on the favourites though

it costs you 6 times the stake

eg, 1 pound bet costs you 6 quid (you can do 20p or whatever)

you bet for example 1 pound on 1,3,5 all ways - costs you 6 quid

if those three come first second third in any order, you win a 1 pound bet on that three way, payout will appear on the big board usually

usually good enough payout to make it interesting, especially if the odd 10-1 dog comes in

you can do the same with just two dogs, only costs you twice the stake - but lower payout

straight wins are not as interesting to me

bigandclever

13,918 posts

243 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Funk said:
And what does (A5), (A9), (A11) etc or (OR) mean?
For the hard of googling... http://www.romfordgreyhoundstadium.co.uk/index.cfm...

vixen1700

23,855 posts

275 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Funk said:
And what does (A5), (A9), (A11) etc or (OR) mean?
The roads that the dogs have run fastest on. smile

'Only runways' being the other one.

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

203 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Shawfield dog track in Glasgow is great for people watching!

You get the wee old couples dressed up to the nines for their big night out, the guy who has spent all his giro on the track and is putting on 50p bets trying to win back his money, the chav taking his underage scratter on a date, feral children running about, stag do's, all sorts!

The bar is the cheapest bar in the world too! It's like stepping back into the 70s!


Funk

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26,495 posts

214 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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bigandclever said:
Funk said:
And what does (A5), (A9), (A11) etc or (OR) mean?
For the hard of googling... http://www.romfordgreyhoundstadium.co.uk/index.cfm...
I'd found that already, but 'grade of race' doesn't actually mean anything to me having never seen anything about dog-racing.

Fortunately I'm sifting the piss-taking messages from the serious ones; expect nothing less in The Lounge...

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

203 months

Wednesday 19th December 2012
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Hugo a Gogo said:
I recommend the 'all ways trifecta', preferably not on the favourites though

it costs you 6 times the stake

eg, 1 pound bet costs you 6 quid (you can do 20p or whatever)

you bet for example 1 pound on 1,3,5 all ways - costs you 6 quid

if those three come first second third in any order, you win a 1 pound bet on that three way, payout will appear on the big board usually

usually good enough payout to make it interesting, especially if the odd 10-1 dog comes in

you can do the same with just two dogs, only costs you twice the stake - but lower payout

straight wins are not as interesting to me
Agreed. I tend to go for a reverse forecast though. (1st and second, or 2nd and 1st).